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Gay men will have a totally normal men’s haircut and still go to a “stylist” and pay insane money for a regular hair cut. Like, brother, get thee to a Great Clips. It’s $20.

How did we get documentaries about Melania prepping to be First Lady and Elizabeth Holmes prepping to go to prison, but not Ken Jennings prepping to host Jeopardy?

I’ve had this damn thing since high school. One of these days I’m gonna actually learn to play it!

Is James Talarico not a little guy? I aways just assumed he was, like, 5’6”.

It’s been a good week!

This is how politicians talk about the people from their states.

First haircut since Blexas!

I must have one of these.

Marriage advice for young gays: if your husband gains a few pounds, you can psyop him into going on a diet by telling him you’re cleaning out the closet and he needs to figure out which shirts don’t fit him anymore so you can take them to Good Will.

Darline Graham’s opposition research team.

Go follow @RepMcGee!

Girl, no thank you…

There are few things better for a man’s ego than opening up Grindr while on vacation.

I always forget how many seemingly normal people on this website go absolutely insane when Pod Save America is brought up. Leftists call them centrists, and centrists call them leftists. Y’all all spend too much of your time thinking about and talking about podcasters!

Blue tsunami shots! 🌊

One thing The West Wing got wrong is Ned’s footwear. There’s no way a guy with a history degree from UT who works in Democratic politics doesn’t performatively wear cowboy boots.

Which blue state has the best barbecue?

When I’m listening to a podcast and the host says “My guest today is Morris Katz.”

Y’all have beef with James Talarico over purity test bull shit, like a bunch of idiots. I have beef with James Talarico because he was a member of the UDems chapter that cost me the election for President of Texas Young Democrats in 2011, like a completely normal person.

Marriage advice for young gays: the dishwasher can be loaded properly, or it can be loaded by your husband. You have to choose which is more important to you.