how do i get unbanned from writing yelp reviews ? asking for a friend

baby name idea genocide nickname jenny

a man caring sm ab another man’s opinion is honestly just gay just makeout

got my first hey girly dm today inquiring if i fucked her bf and i’m sick about it. sick bc she mogs me so fucking bad but more sick because she’s teetering underage territory

if a dogs not barking it’s being fed

i like to say how everyone else is the problem but the one big date i went on this year i blacked out at a sushi restaurant, stole a pack of cigarettes, and then went to sleep. i still think everyone else is the problem tho. how do i fix this?

here we go again with the feminization of men. this is why all u guys off yourselves

my self expression is at an all time mediocracy

was tricked again

i too would survive the lethal injection

very mad

i think one of the reasons boys are angrier and more aggressive than girls is bc they don’t get to wear cute matching pj sets

i hate the part of desperate housewives when they do gabi so dirty. like if the creators stayed true to the plot we would’ve never had gabi looking like this its blasphemy

everytime i checkmate someone in duolingo chess i get this burst of adrenaline that resembles orgasming but better. half bc i don’t think i ever have orgasmed

i keep having this one peculiar recurring sex dream and i can’t tell if i like actually wanna do it or it crosses a line