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sports + politics. a colleague of J/Dre/Who/Pepper. faculty @kentstate @woundscanada. writer @wakingthered. the 6th Beatle. dope beat dropper.

everyone has to be somewhere
Joined April 2009
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the _____* are a deeply unserious club who only exist to frustrate me. *(insert united/oilers/tfc/cavaliers/blue jays, as best fits at time of reading this tweet)
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i had a lot of thoughts…but this column by @24thminute covers most of them. tl;dr: we’re going backwards for soccer in canada, and anyone being so shortsighted and tribal as to celebrate this…is missing the forest for the trees.
I wish I could be more hopeful — some thoughts on the Impact sale (and how the Whitecaps still don’t seem to be in a great place): 24thminute.substack.com/p/ce…
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absolutely the wrong guy getting fired. but honestly, carrick is a club legend and deserves better than this pathetic roster. i’m glad he won’t have to suffer them any longer….
🚨 Manchester United expected to part ways with Michael Carrick. Work undertaken on successors. #MUFC insist no final decision made. Sir Jim Ratcliffe across. Mauricio Pochettino emerging as candidate in thoughts. w/ @David_Ornstein @AdamCrafton_ ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
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what a sad, sad few months it has been for soccer in canada.
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ok let’s say you bring in pep or luis enrique. other than some formational changes, what are they doing that is different than what carrick is setup for?! who’s playing striker? who’s the left back? who’s the defensive midfielder behind bruno and kobbie? they’re not magicians.
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you see a big older white dude with a hockey jersey on…means that guy actually played hockey…and he can ACTUALLY fight these racists are lucky that those 3 guys in the kraken jerseys just escorted them out and didn’t actually do their best slap shot rendition on ‘em 😂
HAPPENING NOW: Absolutely chaotic scene as conservative activists Jake Lang and Thomas Allen storm a Diwali Hindu celebration at the Seattle Center Armory. They held signs that read, "Deport All Dot Heads" and "Stop Hindu Replacement of Christians." I just spoke to both men who say they are concerned about American culture being overrun by false idol worshippers and H1-B fraudsters. Lang and Allen say they will be targeting other locations in the city this weekend. They have yet to announce details of their plans due to possible retaliation by Antifa and other far-left activists. Stay tuned. @JakeLang|@Tommy4Trump420
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ohh man, subjective and all, but @WolstatSun has me thinking now… i’d have liquid swords slightly behind tical and only built 4 cuban linx
Incredible album that still can be played front to back today. Probably my pick as the best solo Wu Tang album.
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that embrace. after everything they’d been through………geeze. the honorary uce and the tribal chief relationship drives the bloodline saga with another chapter.
roman reigns co-signed sami zayn as an equal and a threat in the ring with that match. paired with his promo run the last month, sami is a bonafide main event star. i just hope they keep sami’s story with the bloodline brewing a bit longer.
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roman reigns co-signed sami zayn as an equal and a threat in the ring with that match. paired with his promo run the last month, sami is a bonafide main event star. i just hope they keep sami’s story with the bloodline brewing a bit longer.
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ocarina of time, a bowl of miss vickie’s jalapeno and an ipa. shiiiii…..life is good, nawimean.
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spoiler alert; we’re getting 2 years of: “ratio”, “owned him”, “let’s see ol donny survive this…” and “it’s over” from the democrats and their supporters and in the end….. absolutely nothing. trump will do everything to line his pockets and we’ll just come to twitter to QT.
well, I guess now we are going to find out if the Dems have *any* spine at all.
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ah well, nonetheless!
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i get it. but also… don’t put your life in the hands of a glazer and ineos owned club …they’ll throw it all way.
I’ve not been in a great place lately, I’m going through a divorce with kids involved and it’s been so much harder than I thought. It was my 50th birthday yesterday and I took sleeping tablets so I could sleep through it. That 2nd half meant fucking everything to me, it really did.
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now is a good reminder that just because someone won the vote, doesn’t mean they are the deserved winner. the 2018 nba mvp vote with james harden beating an all-time historically great season from lebron james is a reminder of the shortcomings and pitfalls of democracy at times.
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never a moment of doubt.
CUNHA MAKES IT 3-2!!!!!!!
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it’s a beautiful november day. i refuse to let united destroy this peace and joy.
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oh dear god sami zayn is on absolute fire this past month. all the fire of la knight, but with actual in-ring ability.
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animal crossing
You’re offered $1 million to beat one video game from start to finish without dying a single time. You only get one attempt. What game are you choosing?
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the first murder on the appalachian trail. this is fascinating and eerie. outsideonline.com/outdoor-ad… well done @EarlSwift1 this was very well written and the style from tense to solemn remembrance was perfect to capture the story highly recommend @richarddeitsch @bruce_arthur
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colton dach has been such a surprising addition. oilers are a wagon right now and still have the assets to go and get a high end forward or a defenseman at the deadline. #LetsGoOilers
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