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Ndingogunditsa™

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I am the real definition of weed|Talk shit and swallow spit|MLKB Lover|WiseCrack|#SelfAwareness|#TwigaliseThirsting|ScreenshotThis

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Joined January 2012
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Worst time to be a Malawian
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I know this is a skit but this actually happened to me… worked all the way up until the day before my wedding and then switched off my phone.
Haji (@khal_haji) profile pictureHaji
@khal_hajiNov 9
Companies will flat-out refuse to approve annual leave for you to attend your own wedding. They don't care.
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The email chain is labeled "FICTIONAL EMAIL DRAMA" in the images. Employers may reschedule specific annual leave for operational reasons but must grant entitled time off, with many policies accommodating weddings. bekinconsulting.co.za/leave-laws-sou… greythr.com/blog/marriage-… absentify.com/blog/marriage-…
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If he doesn't he's gay
Oluwabukola🌸 (@Bukolababii) profile pictureOluwabukola🌸
@BukolababiiNov 4
You will be having a serious conversation with a man and he will still be touching your ass 😭
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No'Mo Foolin' 🍋 (@llemurn) profile picture
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@llemurnNov 6
Lol. You’re more likely to get a free haircut from your barber if he knows you’re getting married than get a markup in price. Smh.
Olaromola🇳🇬 (@abike1999) profile pictureOlaromola🇳🇬@abike1999Nov 5
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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No flavor
Boogie (@BoogieBankss) profile pictureBoogie@BoogieBankssNov 1
Fresh out the shower pussy is the worst kind.
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Cant have the EV boom without the E boom first
Car Society Malawi (@Carsocietymw) profile pictureCar Society Malawi@CarsocietymwOct 31
Tesla Model Y (2026 Refresh)🔥🤯 En route to Malawi 🇲🇼😮‍💨 Is Malawi joining the EV boom??? What are you thoughts??
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Lol eh kaya mani
Bilal 🎀⛷️ (@weirdngkid) profile pictureBilal 🎀⛷️
@weirdngkidOct 29
mfs that use this “😭” emoji just want boobs in their mouth.
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Once you hear that AI voice saying “i learnt this recipe from…” just know it will be some bullshit
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I hear it
Adeola🧍🏾‍♂️ (@notsocialdeola) profile pictureAdeola🧍🏾‍♂️@notsocialdeolaOct 29
Need to eat pussy that has been properly marinated in this El Nino heat, all sweaty no Shower…Just like that
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Ma plan ozimangilila analipo koma tadikilani kaye
Ineyo wamisala? (@Mr_AC_Cool) profile pictureIneyo wamisala?@Mr_AC_CoolOct 30
am so tired, beinf on earth is tiring, nde nanji born in Malawi too eh
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Ever so often i come back to these two videos… people play too much 🤦🏾‍♂️
Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) (@shannonsharpeee) profile pictureShannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account)
@shannonsharpeeeJun 10
Haha Davis story of him and his girl going “swinging” reminds me of when Kevin hart told a story about his friend big jay oakerson trying with his wife and then regretting it after 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Imagine your barber charging you more because the haircut is for your wedding… ah azimayi mumatolana
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Lol koma guys 🤣
ロンジェザノー (@lonjezano) profile pictureロンジェザノー@lonjezanoOct 26
Does Blantyre need an interchange, and if yes is Kameza the right place to put it? Ndale zongoti basi nafeso izi💀 instead of reconstruction ya chiweta
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There is not a single ethical billionaire on the planet
Vendor RJ 🇲🇼 (@lbjoza) profile pictureVendor RJ 🇲🇼@lbjozaOct 24
Uyuyu kubwela pa X pano kuzatiwalila za chuma chake titha kumvesesa...
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YES
BRIE🦋🩺 (@BettyBriela23) profile pictureBRIE🦋🩺
@BettyBriela23Oct 23
This. Or. That
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Swear to heaven if you asked them to say this in chichewa they would say “apapa, landlady wanga wandipeza ndikundiuza kuti….”
OSBMTS (@Djvngxbawa) profile pictureOSBMTS@DjvngxbawaOct 23
This is exactly how Malawians use the word “Apparently”.
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I will one up you the use of the word “allegedly”
OSBMTS (@Djvngxbawa) profile pictureOSBMTS@DjvngxbawaOct 23
This is exactly how Malawians use the word “Apparently”.
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Yeah the world really is going to the shitter…
Europa.com (@europa) profile pictureEuropa.com
@europaOct 21
🇮🇪 The Irish state has published an advert discouraging grandparents from hugging their grandchildren, as part of a campaign designed to promote "consent".
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EDM golden era? 2010 upto 2015. Nothing will ever come close
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Map ya kuti ili pansiyo?
Saka SZN (@_OuladMHand) profile pictureSaka SZN@_OuladMHandOct 15
Replying to @CastelMalawi
@CastelMalawi what's the meaning of this? Titenge ma crate pa bill yanu?
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