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me at work pretending to be stressed about outlook being down
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Actually, your email didn’t find me at all
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It’s almost Friday, so there’s really no point in Outlook coming back now. And it’s November, so it’s almost Christmas. No point really coming back until January if you think about it. Let’s circle back then.
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Happy international Microsoft Outage Day to all who celebrate.
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Hate hospitals w every fibre of my being
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Microsoft Outlook being down worldwide on a random Thursday…
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whoever is troubleshooting and working on the Microsoft outage for outlook and teams…. take your time
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You don’t need to aggressively fix shit until saturday
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We're aggressively pursuing all pathways to reduce impact. We've paused all deployments, we're moving additional traffic off the affected infrastructure, and we're restarting affected servers to return them to service. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as status.cloud.microsoft if the admin center is not available to you.
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Craig David in 2000:
Oh yes 😭💎
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That Zulu man ? That’s your soulmate fr 🫵🏾🥹
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😍😍😍 I hope it stays down all of tomorrow
BREAKING NEWS: Outlook 'is down'
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I told everyone over and over: if you don't go see I Love Boosters on the first day, it gets taken ofa large amount of screens by the second day, and with reduced showtimes for the others, by a few days in- it's gone. Please go see it at an inconvenient time and/or location.
Didn’t get round to seeing I Love Boosters and now it’s already disappeared after like two weeks. I’m sorry Boots 😢
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The worst part about ignoring a red flag is remembering the exact moment you first noticed it.
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Of course your abuser doesn’t remember their abuse. For you it was trauma. For them it was Tuesday.
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É muito louco qnd na primeira vez interagindo com uma pessoa vc sente que vai viver algo com ela e realmente acontece
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Coming back to an empty house <<< I wanna kms
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So Malva Pudding?
Hot golden butter soaked cake 🤤😋🍰🍰🍰
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Do not ever try to tell me voting doesn't matter again.
🚨 BREAKING: Texas Democrats introduce bill to end the state's abortion ban.
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