Steven Patterson (@boringPatto) profile picture

Yorkshire Cricketer. highest dot ball percentage in County cricket in 2014, parody

Joined April 2015
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It's a long drive back to Yorkshire from Somerset. Gives me plenty of time to plan my next big adventure. The supermarket then the car wash.
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Steven Patterson retweeted
GoPro Cricket - Umpire Cam with #Yorkshire fielding | Champion County Match. @HomeOfCricket youtu.be/jbK6_BpC690 #Brilliant
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Thanks for all your kind messages. Looking forward to hopefully kicking on this morning and then getting some wickets.
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Steven Patterson retweeted
Replying to @boringPatto
@boringPatto top knock Dead, change of brand has worked wonders you beauty #Colossus
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This is me with the Super League trophy. And my custard.
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A bit fancy this. I've asked for a bowl of vanilla Custard.
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At the 125 years of Headingley lunch this afternoon. They served a square potato. I quite liked it. I'll keep you guys updated on desert.
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Steven Patterson retweeted
Great day for the @pyrah27 Benefit Year #ShootDay! @lythy09 @timbresnan @GaleyLad shame you missed out @CAllenBlacks – at Leeds, England
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Day off tomorrow can't wait. I'm going to turn my compost heap ready for my seasonal winter vegetables. #growyourown
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Another good win for us. And the points record. Can't wait for the journey back. You all know how much I love the A34. #favoriteAroad
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The sun is out today. It's my favorite type of weather. Unless I'm bowling then I like overcast but not too windy.
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I'm going to eat exotic tonight. An omelette from the Chinese #eggfooyong
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Can't believe it. We are champions.
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Like one of my interviews this @AaronFinch5 keep it interesting mate #snoozefest #stayboring teapaw.org/Yorkshireccc/status/60…
WATCH: Aaron Finch is looking forward to his second stint with Yorkshire. grabyo.com/g/v/JCZBnrIgIGy
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Limited Edition signed prints of the Championship winning catch by @pyrah27 now available. Get in touch for details
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I'm not celebrating a wicket here. Its the moment my economy rate dropped below 1.0 an over #stayboring
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I forgot my password. Hence the absence. But I left myself a clue. Took me a while to figure it out is all. 👇
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@assam_jay @GaleyLad do you watch Game of Thrones? It's got nothing to do with Game of Thrones
Steven Patterson retweeted
#BBCTdY. I like bikes I do. @boringPatto