dan boulger

Remember the good all days when cryptocurrency was just a fancy way of saying you’re a grave robber?

I’m about to do a show and shorts. I’ve never done that. This also marks the 1st time I’ve ever done a show in matching socks.

Someone just handed me a pamphlet on the dangers of texting and driving. Can’t wait to read this on the drive home.

86 and sunny. Perfect hockey weather!

Al Horford is now my seventh favorite favorite Boston thing. Just ahead of The Departed and right behind The Pixies.

I’ve always loved Marcus Smart and have never complained about how much $ Al Hortford makes! #celticsvsbucks

Right before he took his proton pack to the stay puff marshmallow man Peter Venkman said “nobody steps on a church in my town. This proves that he was in fact a poor scientist.”#Ghostbusters

All hail Jason Tatum!

Thank God the NBA doesn’t call traveling!

This afternoon I was going through a major existential crisis. Which is just a fancy way to say I lost my phone.

Do I want to Paul Pierce Kansas jersey? Or am I just hungry?

Judge Kentanji Jackson Brown has been accused of being soft on child porn. But isn’t that better than being hard on it?

I would hate it if an audience member slapped me. I can’t do stand up with a boner.

Tough shit Ukraine we’re busy

His head went back and to the left. There had to be a second slapper.

Will Smith must have really trained for that tennis movie. He’s got a great forehand.

Will Smith won an Oscar for acting like a tough guy

I’m willing to bet I’ve googled Manu Ginobili’s wingspan more recently than most people. #GoSpursGo

I assume there has never been a Spider-Man erotic fan fiction that didn’t include the phrase “wait those aren’t webs.”

I just walked by a funeral home that didn’t attempt to put any rocksalt down. It’s like they’re trying to drum up business.