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I use twitter to make myself mad and be a hater (and as a diary) and I have a PhD in Wokeness

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Joined March 2016
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luigi mangione we busting you out brother sit tight i’m otw
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“You lefties have no idea what’s coming.” *one midterm later* “I’m so fucking scared they are literally going to kill republicans.”
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After all of the anti-trans propaganda and constant cruelty from transphobes.. a transgender woman has won in.. ALABAMA!?!?!?
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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There's like three days out the year where something turns twitter from the kill yourself die app™ to infinite platinum loot
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🚨#BREAKING: It’s being reported that the energy throughout the White House tonight is absolute dread and hopelessness. Trump is reportedly just staring at Fox News in near silence, only occasionally uttering “unbelievable”.
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there’s states going blue that ain’t never gone blue before oh my god…
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I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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i want a blowjob but instead i’m at a job that blows #work
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i want the human race to go extinct
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well it should’ve been nathan fielder
Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.
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The concept of 2020 being 7 years ago
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Thank you god for giving me the “being unable to do ANYTHING and wasting as much time as humanly possible” disorder
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started texting like a man by replying to whichever part of the message i feel like acknowledging and ignoring the rest
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bro last night was a stark reminder of what once was
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Im literally still here. I haven't moved
still the best romantic scene of the year
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