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I have been unduly mean to a lot of people online who ARENT shitheads, and that’s something I will have to live with. Please bring it to my attention if I have ever been an asshole to you with this or any other account (such as @transperson420) and I will give a sincere apology
lol I did not see it emphasized that it was a a machine learning engineer that chatgpt killed with the epilepsy taper advice
Disney Solitaire making me click a waiver indicating that I support the state of Israel before I can play another level
Opening a restaurant called the cheesecake factorial. the sign just says Cheesecake! and a certain large casual dining chain can’t say boo
This is so fucking funny. Poor Wilmer Valderama
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say tmz.com/2026/10/27/celebrity…
I just assumed everyone instantly thought she was faking not knowing or getting who’s in first. Of course she knows who’s on first
Carreyrou nails it here (was very surprised zero mentions of him in the movie btw) nytimes.com/2026/10/17/busin…
Saying “well I’ll be” in an “well, I never!” voice and also saying “well, I never!” in a “well I’ll be” voice. As needed
You’re getting old. Your children move you to a planned retirement community. It’s a lot like Jerry’s parents’ situation in Seinfeld. Everything is good until you see him one day. You didn’t notice at first because he doesn’t live on your side. Jared got out? He has condo money?
Jared’s at the Nirvana tribute band show. Jared is playing in the Halo 2 simulated LAN tournament. Jared is in the club room sauna more often and for longer than the placard outside says you should be. How the hell is this even logistically possible! He’s on the HOA board?!
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I like QTEs and I think more games should still use them. What’s up cuties, it’s another cutie event! Press triangle NOW
People on here will talk about Nathan and his project and his lack of objectivity as if he didn’t write himself becoming enamored with an escort into the finale of NFY
If you vote, you shouldn’t get to vote because you’d be a single-issue voter on maintaining and increasing your right to vote, plus voting for any party that promises to do this











