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If you ever get ghosted by a girl you like just text her these key phrases to occupy her mindshare “TGIF! That girl is fire” 🔥 “Excuse me! Do I need to call 911 and file a missing person report?” “Hahah if you were in a white van offering me candy right now I’d let you molest me stranger”
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If I invite someone out somewhere and I am actively love bombing them, I pay the bill
splitting the bill is a major turn off for me when i moved to finland i noticed most people do it, sometimes even married couples i could never be with a man who asks me to split the bill should he pay or is splitting fine?
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Would you save Princess Mika from the Cabal or would you let her die
The princess has been captured by the cabal Your mission? Fight your way through the trenches, defeat the crypto traders standing in your way, and rescue Princess Mika Only the bravest knights will make it to the end Those who successfully rescue the princess will be invited to an exclusive Knights group chat and receive early access to the token's contract address (ECA) before launch. The clock is ticking. You only have a few hours to prove yourself No wallet connection. No payment. 100% free to play. May the best knight get the kiss 💋
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The princess has been captured by the cabal Your mission? Fight your way through the trenches, defeat the crypto traders standing in your way, and rescue Princess Mika Only the bravest knights will make it to the end Those who successfully rescue the princess will be invited to an exclusive Knights group chat and receive early access to the token's contract address (ECA) before launch. The clock is ticking. You only have a few hours to prove yourself No wallet connection. No payment. 100% free to play. May the best knight get the kiss 💋
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Mark Cuban shares his advice for people stuck working a 9 to 5 job and living paycheck to paycheck “Don't go get the best job because that's the hardest to find. Don't get the perfect job because those are hard to find. Just get a job” “When you have a job, just work to be really good at it” “You have to be brutally honest with yourself because nobody looks at the job they're doing and says, ‘I suck.’ They're like, ‘Oh, I'm great at this’” “When you're really good at something, that's when doors do open up” “Even in the worst possible job, you could be working at a McDonald's, at a Dairy Queen but there's a path” “The fact that you can show a future employer that you moved up the line and then when they asked for a reference, they said, ‘Steven was incredibly valuable. We're really sorry that he's leaving. We tried to keep him.’ That's what you need” “That can happen in 2-3 years. It's just most people don't want to think like that”
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I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
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Scientology is kinda right lowkey because everything that ever happens or happened to you in life is essentially your fault Affirm
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Promo for @ToshiBet Le Loot is insane right now, team rolling out the big marketing budget
FRENCH PVP HAS BEEN ENABLED. 'french' pvp... 🤐
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Taking back the trenches tonight Big cook. Lock tf in. Notis on. Let’s make make some internet money
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wtf this is unironically very good i listed to the whole thing i loved it geezzzzzz
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Knifer Vol 3.5 #MikaManEater I did this for Charolette Fang “just some memes, nothing to see here” 🔪 🗣️ @HODLsolana @toonytoons
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I put the sexy in dyslexic
Replying to @brainlety
Was it cause you’re dyslexic lol
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I got kicked out of school cuz I thought PEMDAS meant please excuse my dope ass swag cuz I suck at math 💔
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