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Joined February 2013
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It was this song. I was there.
Won't ever forget seeing Aaron Lewis crowd surf a on a sheet of plywood performing live. Not this song tho
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Won't ever forget seeing Aaron Lewis crowd surf a on a sheet of plywood performing live. Not this song tho
Staind – “Outside” (2001)
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Friendly reminder that Microsoft was deemed an illegal monopoly over 2 decades ago and ordered to be broken up. A federal judge overturned that decision and the last time a monopoly was actually broken up was 1984. I remember it but do you know who it was without looking it up?
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Building collapses in NYC. All victims have star wars names.
UPDATE: All 8 victims killed in the Brooklyn building collapse have been identified, including 2 children: - Nicole Daniela Salvado Rodriguez, 9 - Juan Daniel Salvado Guzman, 31 - Kevin Santiago Reyes Gonzalez, 10 - Ndiaye Mamadou, 31 - Barry Mamadou, 23 - Gabriel Siguencia, 22 - Edgar Sapon, 26 - Jose Luis Caguana Cosquillo, 26
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American workers bust their asses in steel toes and hard hats. The government confiscates their earnings and uses it to buy free housing for non citizens.
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.@tacobell just stop this please.
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America’s 706 biggest corporations paid an average federal tax rate of just 10.4% on $1.88 trillion in US profits last year, per the Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy. That’s the lowest rate in more than 40 years of the group’s research, below even the 11.2% after Reagan’s tax cuts in 1982, and less than half the official 21% rate. 114 of the companies paid nothing at all, including Tesla, Disney, CVS, Citigroup, United Airlines and DoorDash.
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⚠️ DOOMSDAY is tommorow on 13 November Friday, the event was predicted by 3 scientists in 1960 . @grok can you confirm what will happen on 13 November 2026?
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Daft Punk - Around The World🎶🎤
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🚨JUST FILED🚨 Prosecutors in Brian Cole Jr.’s D.C. case filed an unopposed motion to modify the pretrial schedule. The motion seeks to push back the November 20 deadline for the government’s filing to exclude evidence pointing to someone else as the culprit. Under the proposed change, that deadline would be set for seven days after the court rules on Cole’s pending requests to subpoena documents—or seven days after the parties inspect any materials produced in response. Cole would then have 10 days to respond, with the government getting 7 days to reply.
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Nou kenbe pwomès nou… Nou detwi kay Lanmò San Jou ak katye jeneral gang 400 Mawozo a. Pifò ladan yo kouri ale san yo pa menm eseye goumen. Ala lach yo lach! 🥲
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THE FIFTH DIMENSION — EPISODE 2 🎙️ Our first special guest: Ben Shapiro. Three microphones. Two brain cells. Absolutely no follow-up questions.
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🚨 They didn't lose the child's age. They were trained to leave it out. Under federal immigration law, sexual abuse of a minor is an aggravated felony. For a noncitizen, it means mandatory detention, deportation and a permanent bar from ever coming back. In my 24 years at ICE ERO, those were the cases we never let slide. The key element is the child's age. Take the age out of the conviction and you take out the aggravated felony. According to the House Judiciary Committee report, the Bronx DA's 2019 plea-bargaining guide told prosecutors in these cases to "offer something that does not have the child's age as an element." Think about what that means. A grown man commits a sex crime against a child. He pleads to something that, on paper, could have been against an adult. The record that reaches ICE no longer shows a child victim. The removal case falls apart, and he stays here. The child didn't get a plea deal. The child gets to live with it, and maybe in the same neighborhood as him. This came out Oct. 26. Two weeks later there's been no outrage from the Bronx DA, the AG or the networks. Nothing. @claudiatenney @JudiciaryGOP @Jim_Jordan @itsyourgov @NMalliotakis @EliseStefanik foxnews.com/politics/house-r…
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Some of the finds from within our latest piece for Unlimited Hangout: *Current Commerce Secretary and former Cantor Fitzgerald head, Howard Lutnick participated in "war games" from 1996 to 2001 that were co-hosted by the Naval War College and Cantor. Together, they gamed out, among other things, how "terrorists" might attack the US financial system by launching an attack on the World Trade Center, where Cantor's offices were housed. Top Pentagon and CIA figures were involved. While those "war games" were on-going, Lutnick gave an interview where he stated that his firm's traders and brokers "may not survive the electronic revolution" as he planned to replace them all with an electronic trading system called eSpeed. Nearly all of Cantor's traders and brokers were killed on 9/11/2001, whereas Lutnick, other top Cantor executives who were part of the "war games" alongside Lutnick, and a handful of eSpeed's top management happened to not have been in their offices that morning and survived. *The top suspect in the 9/11 insider trading scandal, Mayo Shattuck III, helped create and is a long-time board member of company that was behind the creation of the Trump sons' Bitcoin mining firm, American Bitcoin. Shortly after leaving his banking leadership positions after the insider trades were made, Shattuck took over Constellation Energy/Exelon, now one of the top nuclear power companies powering AI data centers. One of Shattuck's first moves at Constellation was to take over Enron contracts shortly after it collapsed and emulate its controversial electricity trading strategy. *An early data center built by Enron was liquidated during its bankruptcy and purchased for under a million dollars by the sole bidder, Switch, after costing the now infamous energy company millions of dollars. After being owned for a short while by Tom Barrack's Colony Capital, today Switch is owned by OpenAI's Stargate partner, Softbank. *As part of a bid to accelerate the re-opening of decommissioned nuclear power plants (something initiated in large part by Mayo Shattuck while he led Constellation) in order to power AI data centers, the Trump administration is seeking to eliminate several rules and regulations that protect the public and environment from dangerous levels of radiation. One of the rules they are looking to eliminate is the 50-year-old rule standard was “As Low As Reasonably Achievable,” which requires the nuclear industry to drive radiation exposure for workers and the public as low as possible. One of the plants they seek to reopen is the controversial Three Mile Island plant, owned by Constellation, the firm formerly run by Mayo Shattuck.
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I didn’t care for Trump’s interview on 60 Minutes.
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Can't wait for the next Forbidden HQ magatard clip. It's gonna be a banger.
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So much for promises to the American people.
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Amnesty is suicide for Republicans.Not one of those 12 million who broke our laws will vote Republican.Obama is laughing at @GOP.
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We were banned from the event right after we criticized the EPA for approving two new PFAS pesticides. We demanded fewer forever chemicals, not more. At the time, we were also appalled that the EPA was preparing to re-approve dicamba, an herbicide that drifts onto neighboring farms, damages crops, and has been linked to cancer. Guess what? Dicamba was approved, even though federal courts struck down its approval TWICE, in 2020 and 2024. Guess who lobbied hard for it? Kyle Kunkler, the former American Soybean Association lobbyist who now oversees pesticide regulation at the EPA. But certainly decisions like these were made higher up the chain - have to keep the chem corporations happy.
Photos purport to show Susie Wiles banning MAHA activists from the WH, including TPUSA bombshell Alex Clark. Former HHS employee Calley Means alleges Susie Wiles is in the pocket of corporate donors, preventing health reforms. Follow: @AFpost
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“I want something that has four legs. Man’s best friend. Barks, pants, has fur, maybe name it Spot.” “Dogs? Nobody said anything about dogs, why are you talking about dogs? I don’t want a dog!”
Wrong. The word “amnesty” was never even said in this entire exchange.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Trump said: “let the people that are here, and in some cases here for 10 and 15 years, work a deal for them.” Under standard definitions, this describes amnesty. merriam-webster.com/dictionary/amn… law.cornell.edu/wex/amnesty
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