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Joined February 2013
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American workers bust their asses in steel toes and hard hats. The government confiscates their earnings and uses it to buy free housing for non citizens.
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America’s 706 biggest corporations paid an average federal tax rate of just 10.4% on $1.88 trillion in US profits last year, per the Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy. That’s the lowest rate in more than 40 years of the group’s research, below even the 11.2% after Reagan’s tax cuts in 1982, and less than half the official 21% rate. 114 of the companies paid nothing at all, including Tesla, Disney, CVS, Citigroup, United Airlines and DoorDash.
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Daft Punk - Around The World🎶🎤
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Nou kenbe pwomès nou… Nou detwi kay Lanmò San Jou ak katye jeneral gang 400 Mawozo a. Pifò ladan yo kouri ale san yo pa menm eseye goumen. Ala lach yo lach! 🥲
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THE FIFTH DIMENSION — EPISODE 2 🎙️ Our first special guest: Ben Shapiro. Three microphones. Two brain cells. Absolutely no follow-up questions.
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I didn’t care for Trump’s interview on 60 Minutes.
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Amnesty is suicide for Republicans.Not one of those 12 million who broke our laws will vote Republican.Obama is laughing at @GOP.
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We were banned from the event right after we criticized the EPA for approving two new PFAS pesticides. We demanded fewer forever chemicals, not more. At the time, we were also appalled that the EPA was preparing to re-approve dicamba, an herbicide that drifts onto neighboring farms, damages crops, and has been linked to cancer. Guess what? Dicamba was approved, even though federal courts struck down its approval TWICE, in 2020 and 2024. Guess who lobbied hard for it? Kyle Kunkler, the former American Soybean Association lobbyist who now oversees pesticide regulation at the EPA. But certainly decisions like these were made higher up the chain - have to keep the chem corporations happy.
Photos purport to show Susie Wiles banning MAHA activists from the WH, including TPUSA bombshell Alex Clark. Former HHS employee Calley Means alleges Susie Wiles is in the pocket of corporate donors, preventing health reforms. Follow: @AFpost
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“I want something that has four legs. Man’s best friend. Barks, pants, has fur, maybe name it Spot.” “Dogs? Nobody said anything about dogs, why are you talking about dogs? I don’t want a dog!”
Wrong. The word “amnesty” was never even said in this entire exchange.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Trump said: “let the people that are here, and in some cases here for 10 and 15 years, work a deal for them.” Under standard definitions, this describes amnesty. merriam-webster.com/dictionary/amn… law.cornell.edu/wex/amnesty
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Impeach
Trump endorses an amnesty deal with Democrats, saying immigration maximalists are on the “pretty far right” and suggesting that illegals who have been in the US for 10-15 years should have an opportunity to stay. Follow: @AFpost
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Trump endorses an amnesty deal with Democrats, saying immigration maximalists are on the “pretty far right” and suggesting that illegals who have been in the US for 10-15 years should have an opportunity to stay. Follow: @AFpost
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the game CITIZEN VIGILANTE is available Citizen Vigilante PS5 Link: store.playstation.com/en-us/… Download Links Trailer: drive.google.com/file/d/1qnK… Trailer Quadratisch: drive.google.com/file/d/1kMh…
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Here is the location of Iran’s nuclear program.🫡
Rewards for Justice is offering a reward of up to $20 million and possible relocation for information about Iran’s nuclear program, including its facilities, equipment, and associated personnel, such as those in the scientific community, or the movement of any of the above. Submit a tip: rewardsforjustice.net/reward…
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The US military lost 85 aircraft and had another 26 damaged in the first seven months of the Iran War. An itemized accounting:
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Who's panicking now mother fucker? 🍿
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🚨NEW: Venmo suspended the account of alleged Trump shooter Thomas Crooks at 4:41 a.m. on July 14, 2024 due to "unusual activity," according to the latest batch of FBI records released in response to @JudicialWatch's FOIA lawsuit. The would-be assassin's body was still on the AGR rooftop at this time. Venmo said Crooks could resolve the issue by submitting a photo ID, so it seems like this might have been unrelated to the Trump assassination attempt--unless people were trying to access his account or something. Crooks's identity had only been public for about 4 hours.
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The Great Betrayal
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The American people have made their voices heard. The 120th Congress will officially be the GAYEST Congress in history! (that we know of) Let's get to work 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Better: We are SORRY. We're getting out of Iran, not funding Israel OR merging with them (VIA the NDAA). ALL we care about is YOU. Your economic survival, prosperity, and our culture, heritage, and language...AND your Children's future. Trump is resigning. So is Komodo Lutnick, Rubio, bobo Hegseth, Ratcliff, and that retarded crosseyed Indian. And, the Kill Shots are off the market, and all PHARMA CEO's soon prosecuted. And, I'm not pardoning ANY of them.
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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JUST IN - Russell Brand found guilty of 3 counts of sexual assault and 1 count of rape.
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