Also, I like beer... and killing zombies. But who doesn't?

Raleigh, NC USA
Joined May 2008
Fried chicken should always be about love, not hate. Shame on you @ChickfilA . We'll be frying chicken for the people... ALL of the people.
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Anyone who is not following @questlove 's instagram feed of pancakes and cheeses from Amsterdam misunderstands the Internet.
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My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.
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Old Boston Laws: Duels are permitted on the Boston Common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present.
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Hotmail is now outlook.com Looks like ass on Retina display and crashed Chrome. Sounds about right
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Have a non-running friend?!Tell them 2 still come out 2 #Happys5000.We have @beachtennisUSA & @PingPong by @BREC & #BocceBall by Marcellos!
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It's as if a million hipsters cried out, then were suddenly silenced. Facebook buys Instagram. facebook.com/zuck/posts/1010…
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We are working with @BREC to improve Webb Park playground and surrounding areas. Check it out: facebook.com/FriendsOfWebbPa…
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Bob Dylan's music is the opposite of dubstep.
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Join us in fighting for the users! Become an EFF member and your donation will get a 4x Power Up. supporters.eff.org/donate/po…
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Check out offalgood.com/chris-blog I just posted my rejected TV pilot called "chef unleashed" I am proud of this show check it out.
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Twimmolation: destroying your career thru dumb tweets http://bit.ly/lRTrvB
I feel closest to God when watching a douchebag on a crotch rocket get drenched in a surprise thunderstorm. Good one, big guy.
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Stat analysis of hate groups in the US: positively correlated with the right, religion, poverty, low education http://bit.ly/mhFLgQ
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OH: "Ya know, the girls left after the rapture are DTF. So there's that."
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"Birthers" quiet but "Deathers" say Bin Laden still alive. Next: "Undeathers" who claim Bin Laden is an undocumented, zombie terrorist.
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“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.” –Martin Golding #quote
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My mantra: To keep Alfred fast, I make sure that every new feature is offset with an equal general performance increase :)
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In celebration of tax day, here's your receipt: whitehouse.gov/taxreceipt -- definitely puts things into perspective. (via @kacyf)
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Amazing pres on the meaning of code by @jashkenas #codeconf Please post the transcript!