@brellavis

ask me about my cats and dogs

Joined August 2011
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sometimes you leave your office and you come back and find your cat leading a discussion in your discord
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We don't hate him enough.
wolf840: Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead? I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life. tiredspacedragon: I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

ALT wolf840: Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead? I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life. tiredspacedragon: I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

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he might be cute but this morning i went to put my boots on and he SHIT IN MY BOOT.
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This may be an unpopular opinion but I think if you’re a true fan, you’re actually glad that there wasn’t an announcement of any kind last night. It was so special to just celebrate closing night, what The Eras Tour became and all the memories made. You shouldn’t need something more to make the last show special and meaningful. Taylor finished the tour having the time of her life with her team, singers, dancers and band in a stadium full of swifties who were also having the time of their lives, that’s all that was ever needed 🤍
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the only post malone song i listened to was fortnight 💀
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im glad commuting with my husband 30 mins to and from work and listening to a joint playlist only affected #5 of my top artists but that should be olivia rodrigo 😤
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he's ready for bath time 🧼
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you and me, forevermore🤍
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The little helmet.. 😅
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We aren’t ending friendships over politics, we’re ending friendships over morals. There is a huge difference.
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making friendship bracelets with a cat is very calm and chill and I hope anyone I trade with at Toronto N1 appreciates Persey's stray hairs from her helping so much @taylornation13 #TorontoTSTheErasTour
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“You unfollow people for different political views?” I unfollow anyone who dislikes evermore. Of course I’m gonna unfollow you if you don’t think some humans should have rights
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This is Viides. He's having a lot of feelings today, and none of them are subtle. 13/10
a grayish brown old english bulldog sits in a hunched position on a couch. his back legs are flopping forward, his front paws are splayed out to the sides, and his face is definitely pure existential crisis: ears tucked, eyebrows raised, eye contact gone, jowls wrinkling in a puddle of a frown.

ALT a grayish brown old english bulldog sits in a hunched position on a couch. his back legs are flopping forward, his front paws are splayed out to the sides, and his face is definitely pure existential crisis: ears tucked, eyebrows raised, eye contact gone, jowls wrinkling in a puddle of a frown.

viides the old english bulldog is pressing his face into a pillow and is looking up slightly with a pathetic expression. he has one front paw curled up around his cheek. this is textbook depression.

ALT viides the old english bulldog is pressing his face into a pillow and is looking up slightly with a pathetic expression. he has one front paw curled up around his cheek. this is textbook depression.

viides has gone full panic mode. his face and body are blurry as he shakes violently. his eyes are mostly whites at this point, and his mouth hangs open like a hippopotamus’ hungry jaws.

ALT viides has gone full panic mode. his face and body are blurry as he shakes violently. his eyes are mostly whites at this point, and his mouth hangs open like a hippopotamus’ hungry jaws.

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bree retweeted
alex@aloomf6 Nov 2024
the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman
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2016 broke my heart. 2024 is breaking my humanity
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if you follow me and you voted for trump, know that i have absolutely no interest in you or anything you stand for you are voting to remove the rights of not only me, but people i love, and i can never forgive you for that
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after thinking about this pet couch I saw at the store for two weeks, i went back and bought it and they actually love it and used it immediately 🥺😭
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if you had to pick a table, who are you choosing? 👀 we had a micro wedding with enough people for 4 dinner tables and i'm so happy i had the idea to have each table be labelled as one of our pets instead of numbers 🥹 🐾
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still obsessed with out cake 🥹🤍
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