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Someone reached out to tell me they knew someone with a poster of me shirtless in their closet. I did not believe it. Now I do.
At some point on tv this week instead of saying general election I’m gonna say genital erection and see if anyone notices.
I wear temporary tattoos made of cloth they’re called statement tees and they take way longer to get all crusty and flaky and gross idiot.
The reason I don’t believe in Intelligent Design is that any intelligent Creator would make it so i could get boners by blowing into my thumb like a balloon.
Alexa, if Lebron's 1 champion is 20% of Kobe's 5 championships... what's 20% of 48.5 Million?
BREAKING: LeBron reportedly felt disrespected when the Lakers asked him to take a pay-cut, especially since they gave Kobe a 2 year, $48.5 Million extension at the end of his career
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Reported instances of LeBron feeling disrespected by the Lakers involve a game ball given to coach JJ Redick, not a pay cut request compared to Kobe's extension. espn.com/nba/story/_/id… si.com/nba/lakers/ons…
“Did Mexico (fireworks) win the (fireworks) soccer (fireworrrkkkssss) game (fireworrrrrrrrkkkssssss)?”
- living in LA
wanna watch a maga clone get dropped on national TV? ok i did this video pls watch it.
youtube.com/watch?v=2iHQjwBD…
MY TRAILER OVERREACTION : Sorkin-wise this feels less A Few Good Men and more Sudio 60 On The Sunset Strip. In the early days of Facebook it was right to give it to Sorkin. Now in the insane end times maybe would have made more sense in the hands of Adam McKay.
Are you trying to say he's NOT corrupt?
Also, explain your drone deal. For those unaware, Trump's kids merged a drone company with a GOLF. COURSE. and now that former GOLF COURSE company is a major drone manufacturer for the United States Military.
Such an Eric thing to say.
Thanks @JDVance. The media is so dishonest…
President Trump’s investment holdings are maintained exclusively in fully discretionary accounts managed by independent third-party financial institutions. These institutions have sole and exclusive authority over all investment decisions, including asset allocation, trading, rebalancing, and portfolio management. Investments are executed and allocated through automated, model-based portfolios and direct indexing strategies administered entirely by those firms. Neither President Trump, his family, nor The Trump Organization has any role in selecting, directing, approving, influencing or soliciting specific investments. They receive no advance notice of trades, cannot alter or override the managers’ strategies or models, and provide no input regarding investment decisions or portfolio operations. This structure was intentionally designed to maintain a clear separation between President Trump and the independent third-party investment managers overseeing the accounts and avoid even the appearance of any conflict of interest.
New video just dropped and you’re gonna just wanna hump it youtu.be/CCM1hrIUwcc?si=8Ns0…















