None of this content makes sense // front end dev, wife guy, local advocate, social justice, bike advocacy & profane jokes

New York City
Joined March 2008
My pinned post is: if you act like a jerk I’ll talk to you like one
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The Academy Award for Elaborate Scheme
Replying to @olquartertank
Primetime Emmy for Elaborate Scheme
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I was a teacher before law school. I couldn’t convince teenagers to wear deodorant. The idea that teachers are convincing kids that they should get sex changes is utterly ludicrous.
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"You've got to clap like a seal when some 38 year old in the early-middle stages of alcohol-induced liver failure mumbles out 'women are whores' on SNL or white men will have no choice but to vote for fascism"
The response to Shane Gillis's joke is why we lose elections, by the way.
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Wario Calzone retweeted
The e-bike licensing/registration safety argument completely falls when you point out that we have thousands of vehicles in the city with unreadable, ghost, or no license plates. The drivers of these vehicles are overrepresented in speeding or illegally parking
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The thing about @vmmaloney’s Int 1004-2026 is that, as a pedestrian and commuting cyclist in her district, I do not feel comforted or protected by her support of the other anti-bike bills that @TransAlt rejects - I feel targeted by it, and disrespected for all it ignores
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Don’t take my word for it, go to CB6. I was the last Transportation Chair and we covered this in depth. If this had come before my committee we’d have wondered why you prioritized this + a bunch of bike-blaming intros when it’s trucks that are crushing people to death
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P.s. the rest of the internet calls this “the Nazi website” and you should have more feedback points on social media than the one run by the literal Nazi-saluting billionaire. Come join Keith and Harvey and literally the rest of the world on BlueSky?
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The trailer Musk and Zuckerberg refuse to air. You know what to do.
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Wario Calzone retweeted
Can’t sleep on student newspapers. A few years ago Stanford’s president had to resign because of a freshman’s reporting
THE CORNELL R@PISTS STORY WAS BROKEN BY THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER????
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Pretending that the US government behaves with any of the ideals implied here, or that it had with any consistency in any of the administrations before this one, is not productive. We handed over a lot of these powers long ago. Most people just don't care.
Replying to @Palestinedaily1
Is the US a democracy or is it turning into a fascist country, run by a dictator? The dictator who only allows nice things said about him in media, doesn't allow low polling numbers to be publicised and is bribing the people with $5k to vote for him. Is that really a democracy?
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I hate to break up the Mensa gathering here but... This is a STATE bill
The reason the right are so anti Mamdani is pretty obvious. They don’t want you to see what your tax dollars being put to work the right way would actually look like. Then everybody would want that to happen everywhere.
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The entire world would walk away from a race where a Dem was down 41-50 in a red state. But this... will be a horse race until 11pm election night!
Two new polls out today on the New York gubernatorial race: @SienaResearch -Hochul 50% -Blakeman 41% @QuinnipiacPoll -Hochul 58% -Blakeman 39% sri.siena.edu/2026/09/23/sie… poll.qu.edu/poll-release?rel…
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We can't talk about de-funding the Murder Agency, though. That's too woke!
So this is attempted murder
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“e-bike collision”? The driver of a giant truck ran over and killed a child
Heartbroken by the death of a 15-year-old following last night’s e-bike collision at East 14th Street and First Avenue. My thoughts are with her loved ones grieving this unimaginable loss, and I’m wishing the other young rider a full recovery. The investigation remains ongoing, and I am closely following it as we learn more.
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"Neither of the teens was wearing a helmet" Next paragraph: "Bystanders were 'screaming at the truck, 'stop, stop, stop'" The lack of helmets was not the problem here
Truck plows into 2 teens riding bike in NYC, killing one of them: cops trib.al/EjjCVwj
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I want to address this bc I think it’s important to understand. It’s not just SEC frat bros. As part of my background reporting, I kept a spreadsheet of maybe 50-60 handles that shared Maddie’s video/screenshots, etc when it first started going viral. Using various OSINT tools, reverse image search, etc, I tried to ID some of the people behind the accounts. Some were impossible to trace. But not all of them. The emails, LinkedIns, etc associated with these burner accounts came from all over the country (and, in one case, from the UK). They were current SEC students, yes, but there were also high school kids, Big 10 kids. Guys in their 20s and 30s. Dads. Husbands. Old-ass men. There was a HUGE range. These weren’t just UF frat bros dogpiling a sorority girl. They were often many, many years out of college. Grown men from all over the country taking pleasure in one girl’s sexual humiliation. Because they had the benefit of anonymity, they didn’t think they’d be held accountable for the disgusting things they were doing and saying. And as Maddie’s case proves, they were wrong.
Replying to @ejdickson
You hit the nail on the head EJ it is ONLY THE SEC BURNERS. Great journalism here honey
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Wario Calzone retweeted
what it feels like when a 16yo tells you you didn't watch the towers fall on a tv during the school day
In 1982, Titanic survivor Ruth Becker was giving an interview in which she stated that the ship had broken in two. The treasurer of the Titanic Historical Society actually took the microphone away from her and said she had been mistaken. Three years later, they found the wreck broken in two…
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Wario Calzone retweeted
NBC setting a high bar for bump shots for the 2026 NFL season. Putting a fresh spin on the tired Pike Place fish toss by strapping a camera to a fish is innovation we should all applaud.
WE PUT A CAMERA ON THE FISH! 📺 NFL Kickoff on NBC & Peacock
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It's because DSA actually runs a community and those other people don't. Reynoso maybe is the closest to being a legit leader here, but, 95% of these chuds have no ties to anyone on the ground anymore.
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