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my coworker was gushing over this man she was on a call with this morning and went “I am married. I need to calm down”
I said, “I’m not. let me see” 🤣
hope the chiefs lose every remaining game for this nonsense. we KNOW why the Ravens released this motherfucker
my mom brought up her lack of grandkids again. she needs to lower her expectations for me drastically because I haven’t even been on a date since 2019 🤣
today marks four years since I stayed up until 5 am listening to midnights and passed my qualifying exam for my PhD just four hours later AND two years of living in Dallas. what a crazy timeline
my mom: “I hope you didn’t vote for the democrats”
me: *going to the gayborhood to vote straight blue*
first of all, I can’t even vote in Ohio. second, the PEOPLE voted to codify reproductive rights, including abortion, in the state constitution in 2023.
my fyp hates me showing me multiple videos of men holding books at b&n for their girlfriend. what’s it like to be the chosen ones???
skyline chili is diabolical but I don’t claim cincinnati anyway. lived in ohio for 27 years and near cincinnati for nine and not once did I eat that tomfoolery.
I know reading comprehension is difficult and there is a literacy crisis but last I checked, “do not meant substitute” meant “do not replace with a different item”
I need to go for a walk to relieve some stress. ya know, one where it smells like books, there’s a coffee in my hand, and no one telling me I have enough books to read
it’s the way I was going to log off early today because I have 11 hours of OT (I am exempt), but here I am making decisions on behalf of my manager because she took the afternoon off 🙃
next time my manager cold calls me (today’s count was five and the last one was 90 minutes), I’m going to tell her [a licensed psychologist] that I’m going to call 988
