@brokebackstan

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Joined July 2014
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live from work trip….this place lowkey gives cult but honestly i needed the excitement.
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having a personal space issue on this flight that is making me want to Install An Earring
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h3h3 situation is funny bc there’d be a lot less to discuss about it if they hadn’t willingly put themselves in the truman show, pantoptican ass situation of streaming their inane conversations all day every day
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like ok well you wanted to monetize people’s parasocial behavior towards you. seems like perhaps you are reaping what you sowed.
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likeee the way your synapses fire is biologically designed to upset you as much as humanly possible. what exactly about it would be a mental illness if it were not causing you problems….like hello
🎹- spinnileaf ⊬@spinnileafOct 25
do people not realize that the reason ocd intrusive thoughts are so distressing is because they go AGAINST your morals and you dont agree with the thoughts at all. if it was just a statement that you agree with it wouldnt be distressing
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i always explain it to the people close to me who don’t have it that it feels like my brain is self-cannibalizing
my melody at the rainforest cafe@raiinforestcafe16h
I do not have the type of ocd that people are talking about here Thank God but I’m telling you this fucking disorder is like an infestation in your brain. It feels like being piloted by something that hates you and is eating your brain tissue. And No One Understands It At All
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genuinely a plague on my fucking life. some of my earliest memories are me confessing nasty awful intrusive thoughts to my mother and watching her react in horror )before she understood what was wrong). can’t think about who i would be if i didn’t have it bc it makes me too sad.
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boss keeps saying she has OCD when she means she’s type A
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[hits you with the ocd that tells you you are a fraud + a liar + a bad person + makes you doubt your sense of self to the point of near-psychosis. + you gotta to live your life + do your job + act like you feel normal even tho 60% of your brain power is just that]
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women should do whatever they want forever but icl the concept of dog bed as a couch made my back ache just thinking about it
marieeeeee@mbpupOct 24
gay ass living room
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that guy who lives in another city that you have sex with once per calendar year is your soulmate
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photos widget reminding me of the time in 2022 when i bought oomf a nathan fielder thong off etsy
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Glenn Close in La Bola Negra
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something so incredible just happened to me that i can’t get into but if you were on my now-defunct priv you can probably guess
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job chose a gay guy that isn’t me to host the fashion show we’re doing tn
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me + coworkers ijboling all the way thru what was meant to be a serious formal etiquette dinner for the students in our program
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3 more hours of today’s 13 hour work day. 8 hours tmrw. then i get to go home. i have monday off and will be sleeping until 1, going to acupuncture, and then playing fallout until my eyes bleed.
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accidentally poured rhett and link’s good mythical mix into my water bottle instead of water recently and my friend couldn’t stop laughing at me
Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson@cleaming_Oct 24
Final thoughts on You Can See Everything: why does the theater have rhett and link soda pop
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3rd cold brew of the day bc i got 4 hours of sleep. can’t stop starting manic conversations with random trade at this convention center. 9 more hours to go today.
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been lazy about halloween for years but my costumes this year are lowkey inspired….like kinda genius….but don’t get it twisted they’re still low effort
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work thing ending at 10pm today and they’re trying to rope me into an optional activity when we have to be up at 6 tomorrow. bitch you better be joe king….
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