Number 1 @ChipotleTweets fan🌯

Joined June 2018
Brandon retweeted
bro i am literally shaking austin dagger w/ luka waving to the crowd im gonna throw my phone out the window
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Less than 100 games in the uniform btw😂
Climbing the record books ✅
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Someone genuinely just put me out of my misery
Jets record going into Halloween since 2016: 2026: 2-5 2025: 1-7 2024: 3-6 2023: 4-3 2022: 5-3 2021: 1-5 2020: 0-7 2019: 1-6 2018: 3-5 2017: 3-5 2016: 3-5
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Day 90 of asking @ChipotleTweets for my very own Burrito Card Shoutout to Cavs legend Drew Gooden
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Brandon retweeted
I get emotional bout 77 in purple and gold
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Brandon retweeted
No one is better with the ball in their hands and I’m tired of people lying about it
First 50-ball of the season: Luka Doncic
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So obviously the best player in the world
Luka Doncic this season: 34.3 PPG 7.3 RPG 8.0 APG 46/40/89% 3-0 W/L
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Best player in the world.
LUKA DONCIC HAS LED THE LAKERS TO 3-0: 52 points 10 assists 7 rebounds (via @realapp)
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What an embarrassment @nyjets
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Superstar.
Omar Cooper 100 yards and a TD in TWO straight games since returning from injury
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I love him
Here comes Omar Cooper Jr. 👀 MIAvsNYJ on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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Day 89 of asking @ChipotleTweets for my very own Burrito Card Shoutout to Amari Cooper
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I’ll never forget after the trade people telling me “who do you think Walker Kessler is” after I said it was an A+ trade
Walker Kessler in his first two games as a Laker: 22 PTS - 8 REB - 6 BLK 26 PTS - 9 REB - 12/12 FG Worth EVERY penny.
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Day 88 of asking @ChipotleTweets for my very own Burrito Card Dez caught it
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Worth every penny.
lakers are legitimately a good/great backup center away from me talking very very crazy about what this team can do still a lot to improve on but i’ll be honest i didn’t think walker kessler could be THIS good he’s legit better than advertised & he’s only 25 years old
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I’m in tears dawg might be the funniest thing I’ve seen on a basketball court 😭
Darius Garland. Oh man.
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Just a black coffee for me please and some bullets, just a black coffee and crush up some cigarettes in there. Ash your cigarette in my black coffee, none of that tranny cream and sugar woke democrat stuff.
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Day 87 of asking @ChipotleTweets for my very own Burrito Card Shoutout to Sidney Crosby
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The most fraudulent athlete of my lifetime
The luxury to play like this and your team is tied
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Yeah of course
Rams WR Puka Nacua left practice early today due to a calf injury.
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