@bscomedian
 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined December 2019
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Brian Simpson retweeted
Raw Room@Raw__RoomAug 26
Lose it every time @bscomedian says he didn’t know if he could grab the kids device 😂💀
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Dear Rappers stop saying "[record label] for life" in your songs. The label don't really love you like that.
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Played the first 20 minutes of the new James Bond game. Really enjoying this
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Few things piss me off as much as an adult line-cutter
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People that are good at keeping secrets stay stressed the fuck out
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The government is mad that people are stealing money that they stole from you.
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Brian Simpson retweeted
Michael Ettenger@Ettenger9 Dec 2025
Replying to @bscomedian
@bscomedian the countdown is on!
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What does "making it" mean to you? Brand new episode of #NADCPodcast with @bscomedian is available now! youtu.be/yPrqo8Zh-d0
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Brian Simpson retweeted
Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan6 Nov 2025
I would do every one of these jokes @bscomedian youtu.be/8bJZ3ZSq5H4?si=QGW4…

Women Never Apologize! | Brian Simpson | Stand Up Comedy

Comedian Brian Simpson on turning off AMBER alerts, why he's not co...

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Women Never Apologize! | Brian Simpson | Stand Up Comedy

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Growing up is realizing 9/11 actually worked. 2 buildings falling set off a chain reaction that sped up the unraveling of the greatest empire in human history.
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Some of y'all be using Carlin and Pryor and Patrice the way racists use MLK.
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I want Netanyahu to have a Tel Aviv comedy festival so bad. I just wanna see who's consistent.
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From Nerds to Stalkers in 60 seconds. @JohnGoblikon @bscomedian #ATCpresents #rightnow
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I want to remind the people that your favorite comedian is not a genius as much as they are simply functional insane. You honestly shouldn't be getting any cues from them at all regardless of who theyre pretending to be atm.
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I want y'all to remember that a lot of the information about Kirk murder is coming from the same people that told us theyd release the Epstein files, and then told us there were no files, and then told us if the files exist, they're a hoax.
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...and then voted to NOT release the files that don't exist
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I figured it out, Valhalla is where Kash hid the Epstein list.
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Brian Simpson retweeted
Comedy Works@ComedyWorks5 Aug 2025
The hilarious @bscomedian is back in Denver this weekend! 🗓️: Aug 7-9 🎟️: bit.ly/3PMgJr8
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Brian Simpson retweeted
brian redban
@redban10 Jun 2025
OUT NOW! @KILLTONY IS BACK! Join @TonyHinchcliffe + @redban, the regulars and the band for a BRAND NEW episode. Special Guest @bscomedian + @yannispappas NOW ON YOUTUBE! - youtu.be/g6aGhWXXJec?si=xiea…
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