All I want out of life is to love and be loved. And have a small but vehement cult following. I run @yorkstoryslam, @kablehouse, and @pkyorkpa Follow along.

York, PA
Joined March 2009
Be kind. Be a good friend. Love the people who love you. Nothing else really matters.
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On aging: “After I turned 40, I noticed that the inside of my nose had a smell.” #shoopmylife
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Nothing wakes up my beloved Black Twitter™️ like the death of a known racist 🥰
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I will no longer appear in 'The Otter Pops Movie' due to a contract dispute. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.
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In honor of the legendary George Wendt, here is every time Norm Peterson walks into Cheers
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DOGE's cuts to the NEH threaten plans nationwide to celebrate America's 250th birthday. Thank you to @Axios for featuring PA Humanities in the "Go Deeper" section of this story. #SavePAHumanities #ProtectNEH axios.com/2025/04/15/doge-ne…
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All you fascists bound to lose.
⚠️ The humanities in PA are under direct attack! Last night, we received notice from DOGE that our general operating grant has been terminated. We are not backing down. Follow the link for our full statement/resources for how you can help us fight back. pahumanities.org/conversatio…
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This week, we presented to a packed room of legislators and cultural leaders at the PA Arts & Culture Caucus in Harrisburg. We shared new research highlighting the critical role of the cultural sector in driving economic development and community well-being.
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Pretty cool that I'm back in the running for Attorney General and whatnot.
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You have got to be fucking kidding me
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Get in line. Get a sticker. Get a coherent President and whatnot.
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When Slash walks outta the wedding chapel in the ‘Ber Rain vid and just starts makin’ his axe cry? Man. Probs how I woulda ripped it if Ann woulda got me that Gretsch for my b-day in ‘98 like I wanted. Instead I got cargo shorts from Target. Real kick in the sack, you guys.
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Today is @TravisRoper’s birthday. Happy birthday, Travis Roper, wherever you are.
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At vote.gov y'all can register to vote, check if you're registered to vote, request a mail-in ballot to vote, find out where to go to vote, find out what you need to bring to vote, find out if yo' momma's gonna vote, the whole enchilada and whatnot.
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Was having a difficult day with multiple crying jags, but I think things may have just turned around - one of the Fringe Fest performers just proposed to me. True, he’s a comedian, but I’m sure it’s legit.
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one fun thing about democrats is that we can play good music without getting cease and desist orders
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Apparently I was describing the wrong Obama.
Barack Obama is somewhere with a legal pad and reading glasses, chainsmoking Marlboros and listening to Kendrick Lamar while writing his convention speech.
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has anyone done this yet
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I know I’m not here much anymore, but I’ve returned for a shameless plug. Thurs evening, as part of York Fringe Festival (yorkfringe.org), come watch a B movie with us in (the basement of) the storied Valencia Ballroom. 🐝📽️🍿 ticketleap.events/tickets/yo…
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