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she/her normalise pronouns plz all opinions are my own. all hot takes are from far more clever people.

Joined February 2015
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Eimear Ertz retweeted
A year ago today, CMAT released ‘EURO-COUNTRY.’
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they hit the second tower
Tim Curry has died at the age of 80, TMZ reports.
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Eimear Ertz retweeted
My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave
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He’s sort of serving Little Edie here
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Eimear Ertz retweeted
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Eimear Ertz retweeted
A Family can be One Woman and a Drunk Cigarette
A Family can be Two People
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Why are some of ye weirdos posting insta stories from inside a sauna? Relax willou
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Eimear Ertz retweeted
Allegations incoming
🚨”God presented himself to me”— Perez Hilton encounters God after 3 week hospitalization 🔥🙌
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Under my dictatorship, everyone will know the difference between invasive plants and their regionally native plant species
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Eimear Ertz retweeted
Well, when a child is conceived, the DNA split is 50/50 from both parents. Except for one small detail: mitochondrial DNA. It’s passed down only through the mother and never through sperm. Which means something interesting: all living humans can trace their mitochondrial line back to one woman, not one man. And every daughter born continues passing that same line forward. Happy Women’s Day 💐
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Eimear Ertz retweeted
Working on a new book
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Eimear Ertz retweeted
Punch, the viral lonely monkey, was attacked by an older monkey in the troop He immediately ran back to his plushie for comfort
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Eimear Ertz retweeted
Prince Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.
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Eimear Ertz retweeted
Tom Brady you are not slick with those photos of your kids. We know why Gisele left you
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Eimear Ertz retweeted
how it feels to never use chatgpt
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“i asked chatgpt to create a caricature of me and my job”
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Sorry but making AI cartoons of yourself makes me think you’re a simpleton, you eat custard for dinner with a big wooden spoon, you put the bumpers on when you go bowling, your dream holiday is Dubai x
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Eimear Ertz retweeted
One bizarre subtext in Harry Potter is how the Dursley’s are implied to be Dominican
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Eimear Ertz retweeted
trying to eat healthy without activating eating disorder sleeper cells
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