Kai

If you followed my previous instructions, you may have found yourself with a gay friend on your hands. Not sure what to do with him? Don't worry! Here are some examples of how to use him. He can: wash the dishes, shine your shoes, buy you beers, deliver your groceries, clean your car... as you can see, a gay friend is very useful! Just remember to treat him well. He doesn't need much to be happy. Give him a "good boy" when he behaves well, and pat his head every now and then; take him to the gym while you work out, and let him watch you sweat; give him your used socks, and feed him some spit every now and then. And if he's a picky eater, you can always use him as a rug while you watch a movie with your girlfriend or play video games with your bros. Do this, and you will have a very happy gay friend on your side for a very long time!