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Cait Chock

@caitchock

running through hell // making jokes to survive

 Portland, OR
Joined July 2009
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Action. Now! Why do US civilians need assault rifles again? Isn't it a red flag when an 18 year old buys body armor and multiple assault rifles? And why are high capacity magazines legal in some states still?
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cella@cellapaz12 May 2022
Replying to @caitchock @navneetsport
you don’t need to be driving at all if this is what you really think.
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Millie Paladino - Learning to Listen to Herself - RunBlogRun: runblogrun.com/2022/02/milli…. @caitchock, #milliepalidino, @newbalance, @mark_coogan, #usatfindoors, @jzsnapz, @runningnetwork,
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Replying to @caitchock
Revenge is dish best served over the phone in public
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Inspired by the great @caitchock. Check her out! teapaw.org/caitchock/status/14480…
Cait Chock (@caitchock) profile pictureCait Chock@caitchock13 Oct 2021
The boyfriend of the Postmates who hit the door off my parked exactly THREE YEARS ago is suing me for pain and suffering incurred from smashing into me. Which is to say, he remembered me...compliment!!!
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Right?
Cait Chock (@caitchock) profile pictureCait Chock@caitchock5 Oct 2021
Crazy how 20 years ago if you had followers you were a cult leader, now if you have followers you’re just another rando on the internet
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All other foods exist only for me to put butter or cheese on them
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Replying to @caitchock
This is brilliant and anyone who doesn't love this is dead to me
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Replying to @caitchock
Draw me like one of your French pastries
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My specialties are stuffed peppers, cauliflower pizza, and whining to the point of exhaustion
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@C0unsel0rX12 Sep 2021
Y’all ever save good tweets to your draft folder cause ya know ya might not have shit to say tomorrow?
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Replying to @caitchock
This is the most relatable thing I've seen today 😂😂
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cella@cellapaz23 Aug 2021
the only thing standing in the way of our future is stockholm syndrome
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cella@cellapaz15 Aug 2021
if metric is so great why do y’all drink from CUPS
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Haven't picked up air guitar yet, but if you are looking for an intermediate level air drummer, I'm your guy.
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Mr Horse@ln021713 Aug 2021
My fall plan - the Delta Variant Happy Friday the 13th
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Image from Mr Horse (@ln0217)
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JayMind@JayMindX25 Jun 2021
I think “runner’s high” is a myth perpetrated by Big Jog.
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kevin@Ke7inBurke6 Aug 2021
Catcallers do not belong in society. We need to remove them
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Me: *watching Cliffhanger* I could do that Also me: *drops phone on my face with alarming frequency*
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@jordijoints27 Jul 2021
I be giving hella advice for someone who is all fucked up
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