@calluptome

cinephile; horror, pitbull grrl, ZERO @jaymianajones and I wreaking havoc https://xitter.cf/t.co/1QIGZn5dz5

 NYC
Joined February 2009
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(A)$ke₩@Askew_743h
There are things that make me completely flaccid. Please don't be those things.
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Always move in silence.
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I’m turning this pot roast off and making it into sloppy Joe’s. Bc I can.
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Everyone making these grandiose statements about You Can See Everything & after seeing it twice it boils down to three words. They’re batshit crazy.
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Don’t eat enough donuts.
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Stop staring at my knees!
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Joe Pontillo@JoePontillo13h
Every person you see melting down on the internet is fighting a battle that they completely made up in their head.
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im more like a dont pick me girl
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BOOM!!!!!
Ross Garber
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Among my many questions after seeing the amazing You Can See Everything: Why did Elizabeth Holmes and Billy Evans bring their documentary idea to A24? (Not Netflix or HBO or someplace else) Turns out A24 has a long relationship with co-director (and friend of Nathan Fielder) Lance Oppenheim. Years earlier, Oppenheim made a New York Times doc about how documentaries can be used to get judges to go easier on criminal defendants by humanizing them. Coincidence? Or careful research and planning by Holmes?
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Happy birthday Hades!!
🜏@JaymianaJonesOct 25
Hades is five today 🥰
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🦇🦇🦇
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Once in a good enough mood I become a reply guy.
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My grandma thought everything and everyone had the devil in them especially her ashtray that was always hot as the devil well grandma I think it was all the cigarettes.
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Mark@AgingRanchHandOct 25
This is how Billy describes Elizabeth Holmes the first time he met her as his reason for not recognizing her
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Oh yes always having that healthy mental wellness month when you change your avi 34x
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Have to wake up and be at the movie theater at the crack of dawn for the only seats available on the east coast to see You Can See Everything again tomorrow so I’ve chosen the last row to watch everyone else watching it.
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“Show probable spam” is my mom’s voice saying “probably an idiot.”
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If you're not sure how they will handle the next natural disaster or epidemic, watch Chernobyl. This is what happens when idiots with power ignore science.
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Put tuna on the Belgian waffle
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