Thanks to all who voted for me in @surreycricket General Committee election. I'm delighted to have been successful. I promise those who voted for me, & equally those members who didn't, that I shall do my best to represent your views, & work hard for Surrey & the future of the CC – at Krakow, Poland

Palace 0 Newcastle Utd 2 (HT 0-0). Grim. This time, turned up for the 1st half, but totally failed to turn up for the 1st 15 minutes of the 2nd. We are one point outside the bottom 3, have the worst GD in the division, and M. Sage's job hangs on a thread. #cpfc – at Camberwell, London

NLS; @sloughtownfc 1 Dorking Wanderers 3 (HT 1-0); att 856. No games for Chippenham Town, Palace or Bath Rugby,so I joined Stuart for Steve McKimm's 1st game as manager. A horrible wet afternoon, & after v good 1st half, the Rebels faded out of it. That aside, very enjoyable. – at Croydon, London

'Frida: The Making of a Legend' at @Tate Modern. Not a full retrospective, as there are 36 pieces BY Frida, but many portrayals OF Frida, inspired or influenced by her, or part of the undoubted iconography. A fair amount of filler then, but still enjoyable. #frida – at Croydon, London

Joyous @gracepetrie gig at @thegatelive Cardiff, 1st half solo, 2nd half with the band. Lovely intimate venue (old church), & the usual inclusive Grace audience, singing along with enthusiasm. Radical batteries recharged, and not damaged by biblical rain when we left the venue. – at Langley Burrell, England

In which 'even more chipper than normal' @KieranMaguire & 'burly tattooed comedian' @kevinhunterday talk of: Father Ted & the Pope; Charlie Chaplin & Margaret Thatcher; squid & swimming lessons; Picasso & Cocteau; show ponies & blood donors; rabbit holes and wormholes. – at Rogiet, Wales

Feeling sad that I'm not off to Istanbul - 1st #cpfc     Euro away game I've not gone to since Lublin. Can't complain - I was voted back onto @surreycricket General Committee in April & we have a meeting tomorrow. Hoping all have smooth travels, have fun & stay safe in Istanbul. – at Chippenham, England

SLPSouth; Hanworth Villa 1 @ChipTownFC 1 (HT 0-1); att 189. 1st half was much more like it - good energy, committment and passing & a superb goal by Henry Sady. Pegged back by a pen v early 2nd half, Hanworth much more in the game thereafter, draw fair result. Onwards & upwards. – at Chippenham, England

In which '108 Citteh interviews so far (approaching 114...)' @KieranMaguire & 'thrilled by impending new book fatherhood' @kevinhunterday talk of: Troy Deeney & Glenn Murray; avalanches & ranches; basketball & lacrosse; Machiavelli & Narnia; clipboards & strings. – at Chippenham, England

Good evening, America. It's got to be better than the last 4 days of football and rugby..... – at Langley Burrell, England

European Champions' Cup; @BathRugby 14 Montpellier 32. Hugely disappointing, 2nd half of a bad day of live sport for me. Bath ahead at HT but 32 unanswered points for the visitors in that 2nd half. Terrible ref, however ultimately Bath blew it for themselves. @ChampionsCup – at Chippenham, England

Southern League Premier South; @ChipTownFC 1 Poole Town 4 (HT 0-2); attendance 583. OK, Poole are top of the table, but..... And now we are bottom 😞. #chippenhamtown #bluebirds – at Chippenham, England

This. Though where we were, a few women were let out to use the toilet. It would seem the French police don't think that men have needs. Their general attitude was contemptuous and hateful. @UEFA need to act on this #cpfc @CPISAinfo @CPFCFAB – at Chippenham, England

Y'day, before the game, walking tour of Vieux-Lyon with guide Paul who described Lyon as a city which is part North European & part South. Tour covered Cathedral, traboules (hidden enclosed throughways); silk; offal of Lyon; French Resistance / Klaus Barbie Excellent tour & city. – at Camberwell, London

UEFA Europa League; Olympique Lyonnaise 3 Palace 2 (HT 2-0). Awful 1st half, good 2nd half, bounced back well, 3rd goal awful, I will want to see that penalty appeal, the ref was an absolute homer c***. Impressive stadium,excited ultras, crap away section for altitude & netting – at Le Pré-Saint-Gervais, France

Come on you EAGLES!!!! ❤️ 💙 #cpfc                             #lyon #cpfceuropeantour #uefaeuropaleague #wereonourway – at Décines-Charpieu, France

Lovely p.m. in Lyon yesterday. Found the hotel (Hotel Des Savoies, Perrache). Then walked over via the Ocean Club Café to Place St.Jean, the Cathedral & astronomical clock, & then the funicular to Fourvière & the Basilique de Notre-Dame de Fourvière. V good meal atChez Micheline – at Lyon, France

Southern League Premier South; @ChipTownFC 0 Frome Town 2 (HT 0-0). Attendance 602 - decent for midweek, 21 miles between the two. Frenetic start but Chippenham played some good stuff first half. Second half depressing. Second from bottom 😞 #bluebirds – at Didcot, England

The estimable Grumbler's finale for the season. Bravo. 👏 – at Swindon, England

In which 'fully buttoned-up' @KieranMaguire & 'childhood nickname tormentor' @kevinhunterday talk of: Liverpool Echo & Panorama; turkey & bees; Viv Richards & Les Dawson; blind dates & open marriages; the Match of Shame & Doomsday; Stalag Luft camps & portcullises. – at Chippenham, England