@captKangol

“Sick Boy’s always been lacking in moral fibre” “he knows a lot about Sean Connery” “ that’s hardly a substitute” she/her cash app $kasieCash82

 Iowa
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Joined March 2015
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Best movie here?
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I judge people on their Gremlins 2 rating
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Saw Clayface and really liked it
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Breakfast Presley@Elmo_OxygenOct 26
Wow Aaron Sorkin you wrote a script?? And it's about the importance of journalism?? And there's a big speech??? How about you write a script about doing a kickflip you dumb fucking bastard
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@shagbark_hickOct 25
I have eaten with all sorts of people from all different backgrounds all over the USA -- but I've never seen anybody eating ham steaks. Yet every grocery store has a whole display more or less dedicated to them. What gives? Are any of you guys eating these?
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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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The only old movies I don’t like
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🪷ً@ethereaIisedOct 24
she looks like Big Birds pussy
Prince Minaj
@NickiThaQueenOct 23
this was so high fashion of her
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This dude always makes me laugh
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Eating an egg salad sammich
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I’m at the drive in and I have weed and beer and pizza. This is beautiful. Fr
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I hate driving in Iowa at night- we almost hit two deer
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It’s beautiful weather today and I’m getting ready to spend all night at the drive in for the horror marathon
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I’m bringing 4 peanut butter cup porters
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When I delivered papers to the trailer court, someone had a sign in their yard that said “my ex wife is a whore” and presumably her phone number
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@MoMohlerOct 24
I wish everyday people had the money to run political style attack ads on other people they hate. “My neighbor Gary hasn’t worked in 3 years and I know he stole my 8’ ladder. He yells at his wife too.”
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محمد@RealBinJackOct 24
ثم يقولك ون بيس مو واقعي
قناة الأحداث العالمية
@NewsNow4world1Oct 23
رضيع حديث الولادة يولد بشارب كامل ويشعل مواقع التواصل الاجتماعي!
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Mark Duplass
@MarkDuplassOct 23
ahoy matey. arghh.
ꨄ v𓏼enus ༝ remy's cowgirlᣟ݂𓂂❤︎ ͡ ֪@pisspegasusOct 23
Replying to @MarkDuplass
shudder isnt available in my country mr duplass. what now
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You don’t know about the steak man?
Klonopin Centaur@facetedcarapaceOct 24
a man just came up to my house knocked on the door and tried to sell me steaks off the back of his truck. America is getting so fucking weird
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Adam Gilbert@AdamGilbert__Oct 24
I’m Doctor Samuel Loomis. I have a PHD in neuroscience and I’ve worked with mental patients for 20 years. You have a demon in your town. he’s the fucking devil.
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Luis Vercetti
@97VercettiOct 24
“why are you so quiet, what’s on your mind?” me:
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