Replying to @GrizeldaG
@GrizeldaG
How'd you do?
I would very much like to get my hands on the original of one of your wonderful cartoons. I already have a print of it from The Spectator and have grown fonder and fonder of it.
Do you part with them for consideration?
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More updates to @0xPiato's wonderful writing prompt for LLMs. Some overlap but you can never be too careful.
"No antithesis. No corrective negation. No paragraph pinning. No parataxis. No summary beats. No rhetorical crutches. No negative parallelisms. No negative anaphoras. No contrasting pairs. No rule of three. No em dashes. No throat-clearing openers. No landing sentences. No setup/payoff constructions. No parallel sentence structures within a paragraph. Vary sentence length unpredictably. No stacked noun phrases. No filler intensifiers (genuinely, really, truly, actually). No corporate-register verbs (leverage, underscore, reflect). No nominalization. No hedging qualifiers. Write for the spoken voice. No performed enthusiasm. No cataphoric teasers.
No negation-first reveal. No significance designation. No abstraction agency. No deferred noun. No coy or thesis-shaped header. No aphoristic closer. No straw-man knockdown. No fragment cadence. No dressed metaphor. No label-first framing."
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Replying to @nadhimzahawi
@nadhimzahawi
Are you going to explain yourself now?
Why didn't you say anything at the time?
theguardian.com/society/2018…
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Replying to @andyburnham
@andyburnham
@Jemima_Khan
@helenlewis
@georgeeaton
Now that your friend Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) is exposed as a vile rapist, how do you feel about this, your blasphemous mockery of The Last Supper?
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“God moves in a mysterious way,
His wonders to perform.”
I think I just received the most statistically improbable good news in human history and if you think I am exaggerating read the tldr
TLDR:
My blood sample was used by researchers to develop a *successful* anti-aging drug since scientists discovered that my extremely rare (<100 diagnosed worldwide) hereditary bleeding disorder, Pai-1 deficiency, has for side effect to increase life expectancy by ≈10%
… bruh lmfao am never beating the allegations
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Article behind a paywall, comments switched off.
Not a good look.
Traditionalists at St Peter’s: The Latin Mass, the Lies and the War on the Pope
Read now: silerenonpossum.com/en/tradi…
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Replying to @Telegraph
@Telegraph perhaps you could steal this story without attribution like you often did with ones uncovered by @charlo
🚨 THIS COULD BE A SERIOUS ELIGIBILITY PROBLEM. 👀
@Sagal_AW — City Hall currently lists you as a board member of the Oxford Street Development Corporation.
Problem: UK law lists members of a Mayoral Development Corporation among those disqualified from the House of Commons.
So one very simple question:
Were you still an OSDC board member when you submitted your parliamentary nomination?
If not — what exact date did you resign?
Receipts, please. 📄👀
@Sagal_AW @ElectoralCommUK
#HolbornAndStPancras #UKPolitics
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Again, @cliftondiocese, if it is good enough for our Pope perhaps it is good enough for the diocese.
Pope Leo XIV leads 35,000 faithful in chanting the Our Father in Latin during the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass in the Cathedral of Saint-Etienne in Metz.
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And released without charge.
teapaw.org/Cal_III/status/2103857…
We have again disrupted Restore Britain's canvassing session in Camden.
A Restore activist punched three of our activists but has now been arrested. He is the fascist "Young Bob".
We will drive Restore out of London.
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If it is good enough for our Pope, @cliftondiocese, why is it not good enough for our diocese?
Pope Leo XIV leads over a million faithful in chanting the Our Father in Latin at the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass in Paris’ Place de la Concorde.
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What say you @RealDutchsinse?
Okay this is starting to become concerning. Four earthquakes closely clustered together in location, time, and importantly magnitude have ruptured just outside Granada, Spain, site of the major M7.8 deep-focus (626 km deep) earthquake that struck the region March 29th 1954. This is looking more like a foreshock swarm for a higher magnitude earthquake (M6.5+) than an isolated event (M5.2 with aftershocks), and the M5.2 on the 14th has already been fairly destructive...
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Now why would girls suddenly do so much better than boys during Covid when teachers had input for A level grades?
I wonder.
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A possible addendum to the recent excellent policy document, @RestoreBritain?
@RupertLowe10
@Lewis_Brackpool
I introduced the "Fiscal Shackle" law. If politicians fail to do their job, they will pay the price, not the Argentine people.
LONG LIVE FREEDOM, DAMN IT...!!!
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Why is the lady below La Rayner holding an invisible membrum virile?
Doesn't she know she ought to be raising her 'solidarity fist'?
Is she saying something about her colleague, perhaps?
This photo takes me right back. Working as a home carer for Stockport Council.
It was my first proper job. A special job. But one of the toughest I've ever done.
I know what it’s like to wash someone, cook for them, and make time to actually listen to them before rushing off to the next call with the clock ticking.
I know how it feels to graft hard day and night doing tough, physical shifts for wages I struggled to get by on.
That's why I've always fought for a fairer deal for social care.
And I'm proud we started laying the foundations for change through the Employment Rights Act with the framework for the first ever fair pay agreement for adult social care workers.
But that’s also why the Prime Minister's announcement today matters so much.
A National Care Service could be genuinely transformative.
For decades, governments have kicked this issue down the road because they have seen it as too risky, too difficult and too complicated.
That changes today.
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Replying to @Lewis_Brackpool
@Lewis_Brackpool - over to you and your team!
I have spent six weeks in the documents so you don't have to.
What I found is systematic infiltration of a British institution by state actors, banking interests, and international networks operating under charitable cover. This is not incompetence. This is not accident. This is architecture.
The Royal National Lifeboat Institution has been repurposed from coastal rescue charity into a state-tasked border enforcement contractor with global coordination capabilities, offshore financial structures, and government-placed leadership managing mass migration flows across the English Channel.
Every claim they make to the public is a calculated deception:
- "Independent charity" = Subordinate to HM Coastguard tasking
- "Volunteers" = 58.6% of budget consumed by salaries
- "No government funding" = Civil service payroll plus tax relief subsidies
- "Saving lives" = Facilitating illegal immigration under maritime law cover
What follows is not speculation. It is documentary evidence: signed agreements, financial records, internal communications, and corporate filings. I have sourced every claim. I have verified every connection.
This is the start. It is not the finish. The corruption runs deeper than one investigator can expose. Banking networks. Intelligence coordination. International NGO integration. Offshore financial architecture.
Someone with actual power must take this evidence and use it. A journalist with resources. An MP with parliamentary privilege. A prosecutor with subpoena power.
I have done my part. I have pulled the documents. I have connected the dots.
Now do yours.
Read this. Verify this. Act on this.
Before they finish erasing it all.........
You gave them your money.
You believed they were saving British lives.
You were lied to.
The RNLI is not a charity. It is a state-tasked border enforcement contractor disguised as volunteer organization, taking orders from HM Coastguard, funded by civil service payroll, and integrated into a global network coordinating mass migration across the Channel.
Here is the proof.
SMOKING GUN 1: The Coastguard Contract
The RNLI has a signed Memorandum of Understanding with HM Coastguard, dated October 1, 2020, Dover Lifeboat Station.
Quote from RNLI's own Director of Lifesaving Operations, John Payne:
"Our close co-operation with our tasking agency in the UK, HM Coastguard."
The document states: "HM Coastguard has responsibility for tasking and coordination of operations."
They admit it. HM Coastguard is their "tasking agency." RNLI is not independent. RNLI takes orders from the state.
Source: HM Coastguard official statement, October 1, 2020.
SMOKING GUN 2: The Refusal
November 20, 2021. Four days before 27 people drowned in the Channel.
RNLI refused two coastguard requests to rescue a migrant boat. Internal coastguard logs show the boat remained at sea for three hours after RNLI refused.
Quote from RNLI volunteer in official log:
"It's [Border Force] not doing their job. We are volunteers. All their crew is paid to be out, its getting ridiculous."
RNLI was asked to "plug a gap in Border Force coverage." They are backup border enforcement, not independent rescue.
Source: The Guardian/Liberty Investigates, March 3, 2024. Internal coastguard logs obtained via Freedom of Information.
SMOKING GUN 3: The Mediterranean Cover-Up
August 2022. UK-flagged lifeboat Aurora rescues 86 migrants in Mediterranean.
HM Coastguard internal log reveals deliberate strategy:
"Potential risk to rep for HMCG if we get too involved."
Order issued: "Do not speak with [the vessel] in meantime if possible. Minimise contact with vessel thereafter. Monitor."
While people drowned, coastguard worried about "political fall-out." Foreign Office briefed. Reputation prioritized over lives.
Source: iNews investigation, August 2022. FOI-obtained coastguard logs.
SMOKING GUN 4: The Money Pipeline
RNLI's largest regular donor: The Lifeboat Fund.
Description: "Official charity of the Civil Service."
Founded 1866 by civil servants. Run to this day by Civil Service. Funded by civil servant payroll deductions with government tax relief.
£26 million donated since formation. 54 lifeboats funded. 2024 restricted fund balance: £387,577 held by RNLI but controlled by Lifeboat Fund.
For every £20 donated by basic rate taxpayer, government contributes £4 via tax relief. For higher rate: £8-9.
This is state funding laundered through charitable structure.
Source: Charity Commission filings; GOV.UK tax policy; RNLI annual accounts.
SMOKING GUN 5: The HMRC Connection
Chair of The Lifeboat Fund: John-Paul Marks.
First Permanent Secretary and Chief Executive of HM Revenue and Customs (HMRC) since April 2025.
Former Permanent Secretary to Scottish Government. Responsible for 7,000+ civil servants.
The tax authority chairs the largest donor to an organization performing border enforcement.
Circular self-dealing: HMRC facilitates tax relief that funds RNLI that performs government operations.
Source: RNLI official announcement; GOV.UK appointment records.
SMOKING GUN 6: The "Independence" Lie
RNLI claim: "Less than 1% of our funding comes from government sources."
Reality:
Largest donor is "official charity of Civil Service"
Funded by civil service payroll using government infrastructure
Tax relief subsidizes donations (government money)
Chaired by Head of HMRC
Technically accurate. Functionally false.
Source: RNLI official FAQs; financial analysis.
THE STRUCTURE
HMRC (John-Paul Marks)
↓ (tax relief, facilitates funding)
CIVIL SERVICE (Lifeboat Fund)
↓ (payroll giving, restricted fund)
RNLI (state-tasked by Coastguard)
↓ (performs border enforcement)
IMRF (international network)
↓ (global coordination)
MASS MIGRATION FACILITATION
This is not coastal rescue. This is a state-run border operation disguised as charity.
Thread 2/4 drops 6:30 PM: The Banking Connection.
The CEO with sanctions violations. The offshore finance directorship. The CBE payoff.
Stay here.
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My favourite new fact:
Ian Curtis of Joy Division was a confirmed Conservative voter and voted for Maggie Thatcher.
So when Andy 'Saviour' Burnham uses his music as a soundtrack to his entrance, as he did recently, I am happy indeed.
youtu.be/674KGKRQBPE?si=6uJp…
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Lost my first cousin this week to suicide.
Saw him only ten days before he killed himself and he seemed absolutely fine.
He's been hiding a financial collapse for a decade.
Now, we are dealing with the debt and the death.
Reach out to people. Love them. Forgive them.
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