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Captain Janks

@captainjanks

Prank phone caller, OG wack packer on The Howard Stern Show since 1989. Book me on Cameo: https://teapaw.org/t.co/nM3VRuY1zs

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined February 2010
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Prank Call Legend Still a Nemisis To News Outlets... washingtonpost.com/lifestyle…
Prank-call legend Captain Janks is still a nemesis of news outlets

Prank-call legend Captain Janks is still a nemesis of news outlets

For 25 years, Captain Janks has been prank calling news outlets and they keep falling for it

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In your dreams jerkoffs.
Turning Point PAC (@turningpointpac) profile pictureTurning Point PAC
@turningpointpacOct 29
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Tom Holland is so fucking hot. youtube.com/shorts/kZrntXjHm…
Spider-Man Funny Moment In Brand New Day | Edit | SEM DEMORA (Slowed)

Spider-Man Funny Moment In Brand New Day | Edit | SEM DEMORA (Slowed)

Movie I Used for Edit : "Spider-Man: Brand New Day"(2026)Music : ...

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If Jeffrey Epstein was alive today, he would endorse the entirety of the Republican Party. This ad should play on every TV channel for the next three days. If you want answers and accountability vote Democrat.
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I've never been more sober. But I think you've been drinking some Kool aid.
Mick Stan (@RickStanto46221) profile pictureMick Stan@RickStanto46221Nov 1
Replying to @captainjanks
He’s back on the painkillers 💊
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Mybuddysully@mybuddysullyOct 31
'Star Trek' Actor Wil Wheaton Tells Stephen Miller to Keep Patrick Stewart's Name Out of His 'Nazi Mouth' thewrap.com/culture-lifestyl…
'Star Trek' Actor Wil Wheaton Tells Stephen Miller to Keep Patrick Stewart's Name Out of His 'Nazi...

'Star Trek' Actor Wil Wheaton Tells Stephen Miller to Keep Patrick Stewart's Name Out of His 'Nazi...

Wil Wheaton went after Stephen Miller for posting about Patrick Stewart's death on social media.

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The Toy Baller
@BallerToy1327Oct 31
Tribute to Captain Picard
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The loss of Patrick Stewart is unmeasurable. youtube.com/shorts/VFBOHTrAh…
RIP Sir Patrick Stewart (Family Guy Compilation) #sirpatrickstewart #patrickstewart #rip #memorial

RIP Sir Patrick Stewart (Family Guy Compilation) #sirpatrickstewart #patrickstewart #rip #memorial

American Dad Compilation coming out tomorrow.

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Edward A. Gray
@Defiance34758Oct 31
Oh Captain my Captain. You will forever be remembered. tiktok.com/t/ZPLyoKuJh/
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.@TheBillyWest as Marge Schott apologizes on @sternshow for racist comments she made... youtu.be/UhTmzsFlVL8?is=efuK… #ClassicSternShow
The Howard Stern Show - Best of Billy West, Vol. 3 - "Marge Schott...

The Howard Stern Show - Best of Billy West, Vol. 3 - "Marge Schott...

I used to record the Stern show from time to time so I could listen...

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I was in the Army from '86 - '89.
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Elmer McPhilly (@ElmerMcphilly) profile pictureElmer McPhilly@ElmerMcphillyOct 31
Replying to @captainjanks
What year did you join? I don’t remember a phoney phone calls from Iraq 🇮🇶
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Really? I was going to say that to you about the cult.
Arthur Three Sheds Jackson (@IrishFella21) profile pictureArthur Three Sheds Jackson@IrishFella21Oct 30
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There’s no hope for you, the TDS has won
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donald trump has bone spurs. He would never be able to be a soldier. He is not brave, nor passionate. He is not patriotic, sharp, smart, intelligent, or anything else for that matter. He is.... bone spurs.
Fan Nia🇺🇸 (@FanNia4848) profile pictureFan Nia🇺🇸@FanNia4848Oct 30
Do you think America needs soldiers like Trump? Brave, passionate, patriotic, sharp, smart, intelligent, discipline and Best Solider 🇺🇸👇
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Sarrah Bellus
@sarrah_bellusOct 30
Captain’s final message for Trump.
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Sean O'Neill@SeanOhhhhOct 30
Tomorrow night Frankie Valli will headlinne the Ken Paxton rally in Abilene, they brought him in to inject a blast of last minute energy into the campaign
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Earl Grey, Hot.
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There is none to be found in the maga cult.
D Money (@luxtre2000) profile pictureD Money@luxtre2000Oct 30
Replying to @captainjanks
Find some dignity.
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Snoopy
@snoopyb047Oct 29
Rip Patrick Stewart 💔
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Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsomOct 29
We’re going to kick Donald Trump’s ass next week.
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Stan Lee
@TheRealStanLeeOct 29
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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Julian Lennon
@JulianLennonOct 29
😢 So very sad to hear of Patrick Stewart’s passing… Loved all of his work and had the pleasure of meeting him briefly at The Grouch Club in London, many moons ago… You will be missed 🙏🏼
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