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Joined April 2021
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DIE BITCHES DIE🩸 #BloodAndGuts
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Dr. Loomis experiences only two moments of joy that I'm aware of.: 1. While scaring children 2. While getting hammered with an insane priest as he drunk drives a big truck
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John Carpenter and Terry Crews are seated for ‘Godzilla Minus Zero’
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The h3h3 mistress looking at Hila in every clip
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ATTENTION MUTANTS! Let's make this last Halloween special mirror the first one 8 years ago. Everybody gather tonight at 9 EDT/6 PDT on your favorite app--X, Insta, Facebook, Discord, but MOST of you are on X--and remember, it's not a wake, it's a launch into 2027! @kinky_horror
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Ninja III: The Domination 1984 / United States / Sam Firstenberg 🥷⚡️🕹️sound on🕹️⚡️🥷
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I thought the comparisons to wrestling were a bit cringe at first but now they are legitly calling each other stiff workers
Abella Danger Says Modern Adult Stars ‘F*cking Suck’, Willow Ryder Responds by Calling Her Stiff Details: buff.ly/rNXxkwG
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Love how Day of the Dead’s opening credits make it look like the movie was directed by this skeleton
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800 Fantasy Lane 1979 / United States / Svetlana Mischoff #pcp #billiards 👁️🎱sound on🎱👁️
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We will be introducing bipartisan legislation to block any and all purchases of Russian oil. It will be called the “Ronald Reagan Peace Through Strength Act.” It will be forced to the Floor via discharge and it will pass overwhelmingly. #PeaceThroughStrength
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Zelensky hit back at Elon Musk's claim that he "went too far," saying Trump and Musk "can't find the key to stop Putin" because that's harder than pressuring everyone else, and it's easier to blame Ukraine for rising prices that are actually driven by the Middle East war and the blocked Strait of Hormuz.
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September 30th October 1st
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Spoiler Alert: Nathan Felder and Elizabeth Holmes have sex at the climax.
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Since 4chan pastas proved to be so popular, why not reddit stories? We definitely need movies about mysterious under the bed coconuts, hospital thriller swamps of dagobah, & an academy award winning drama about a young man who broke both of his arms and finds his mother's love.
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Satoru Sayama - the Original Tiger Mask - showed up to the SSPW press conference and left absolutely no doubt about where his recovery stands. Having battled Parkinson's disease, at times reliant on a wheelchair, Sayama stunned the crowd at Tiger Mask IV's retirement ceremony on 7th July with a nimble Tiger Step that sent Korakuen Hall into raptures. Asked about it today, his smile said everything: "My physical condition is great. I feel like it's gradually returning. Before, I couldn't express my emotions well, but now I can." On the Tiger Step itself, he couldn't resist a gentle dig at his disciple: "I thought he would do it too, but he didn't - he just stood there blankly with a surprised face." He then casually raised the stakes with a new target: "Next time I'll do my best to aim for a somersault kick." The recovery has been built on treatment from several quarters, with medicine recommended by Akira Maeda among the factors he credited: "I'm in really good shape. I used to not be able to speak like this. Even at home, my martial arts theory is progressing rapidly, my head is clear, and it feels like everything has been revived." Super Tiger, who has stood by Sayama's side throughout, witnessed the press conference banter - Sayama jumping in unprompted on a joke between wrestlers - and recognised exactly what it meant: "When he was healthy in the past, Mr. Sayama would initiate the banter himself. Seeing him casually jump in today made me think, 'He really is doing great!'" The 45th Anniversary Party takes place on 8th August in Toyosu. The legend of the Original Tiger Mask is very much still being written…
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Tiger Mask Satoru Sayama Swag Level: Maximum
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Death and the 7 deadly sins as they appear in the 1927 Fritz Lang silent film METROPOLIS
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The “real” horror is that you can’t get gas for less than 70 cents a gallon anymore. #TheLastDriveIn #ISpitonyourGrave
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Ain't nothing like hitting on a woman with Stratosphere sized glasses and a mouthful of apple... #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave
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Margaret Qualley for i-D (2025)
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