Liquid Drano Wannabe Bullwinkle.
Birmingham, AL
Joined April 2008
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Moderator: What’s your favorite ITYSL sketch?
TRUMP: So many great sketches. I wouldn't want to get into it because to me that's very personal. You know, when I talk about it, it's very personal, so I don't want to get into sketches. So many great sketches.
HARRIS: Coffin Flop.
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Oops! A parenthetical error leads to Alabama voters electing incarcerated singer (R) Kelly to congress.
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Many in Alabama don’t have access to food, running water, and health care.
It is unconscionable that state leaders would spend over $1 billion to construct the most expensive super-prison in the nation.
This should outrage everyone!
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📣 JUST ANNOUNCED! Tim Robinson's "I Think You Should Leave Tour" is coming to the Ryman on April 18 as part of @NashComedyFest. 🎤
Tickets on sale Friday at 10 AM CT!
🎟️: opryent.co/3SHxwg4
ALT Tim Robinson press photo
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Gotta mix up the wardrobe one article at a time so you don’t arouse suspicion. Pick up a new belt in February. Add some boots in June. Oh look, vests are on sale in August. Order a new hat in late Nov and by Christmas I’ve gone full cowboy and it’s too late for my wife to stop me
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One of these would look great in the Parkside District of Downtown Birmingham. Don't you think @randallwoodfin?
𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫... 🏟️
The Albuquerque City Council approved a lease agreement between the city & @NewMexicoUTD for a new soccer-specific stadium at Balloon Fiesta Park ⤵️
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new Lego Stop Motion.
The Day Robert Palins Murdered Me /Night The Skeletons Came to Life
-music video
Also on TikTok IG & YT as @ Fabubrick
#spookyseason #skeletons
cc @ITYSL_memes & @ITYSL @REALBIFFWIFF
Casey Patton retweeted
The state of Alabama has banned MadLibs due to children writing “butts” and “wieners” in the blanks. “It’s indecent,” said Governor Ivey, citing an incident involving a 5th grader from Opelika who listed a character’s name as ‘Dr Poop.’ “What kinda name is that? It’s just nasty.”
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Chris Farley was initially chosen to portray Shrek, but tragically, he passed away before the film's completion. He managed to record 85% of his lines before his untimely demise in December 1997. Leaked footage of Farley's portrayal exists. Subsequently, Mike Myers stepped in to replace Farley and requested a script overhaul to infuse his unique interpretation of Shrek into the movie. The film was eventually released in 2001, profoundly impacting everyone involved. The Chris Farley Shrek version remains an unfulfilled curiosity, leaving us to wonder about the potential that could have been.
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This will only be effective if EVERYONE refrains from tweeting (X-ing?) on August 1st a/k/a #TweetlessTuesday. Let's show the owner the POWER OF THE PEOPLE. Honestly, would it kill you to keep your thoughts to yourself for 1 damn day? Read a book! 👀 #August1stTweetOutDay
I am proposing that August 1st be a “Tweet Out” day where blue voters take the day off from tweeting. Think of the revenue lost for Twitter - X if we did that. Best way to affect change with a billionaire is to hit them in the wallet. RT if you are with me.
#August1stTweetOutDay
