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She/her. Scientist, Star Wars, Seattle sports enthusiast. UAW 4121. Co-host of Brain Slug Podcast (@brainslugpod)! All opinions my own.

Seattle, WA
Joined January 2009
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Okay enough libbing out. WA passed the genital inspection bill to keep 10 girls off the soccer team. Time to get litigious lol
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What is the secret to waking up earlier and do NOT say it's going to bed earlier. it's crucial that i find a way to become the worlds first night owl who's also a morning person
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The literal vice president of the United States saying “give us another chance” after 2 years of pure dystopia is fucking insane and you’re an idiot if you vote for them
🚨BREAKING: JD Vance says that he’s BEGGING voters to vote Republican in the midterms: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years." What do you say to him?
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I guess “protect women in sports for the objectification of Barstool frat boy incels” didn’t pass the focus tests
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AI is going to kill us all, our food isn't safe to eat, and we're dropping billions on an illegal war, but sure, go ahead and take another month off of work.
HOUSE cancels votes tomorrow. Will leave until after November elections tonight
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We really do need Mondays off. Permanently
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Maybe tying healthcare to employment was a bad idea
Large employers are dropping health benefits as costs rise — Axios
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a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️
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There are far more people dying of measles in 2026 than there are trans women attempting to play in the WNBA.
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Dolly Parton dead but all the genocidal warmongering psychopaths in power are somehow still kicking
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ngl i really need bad things to start happening to bad people
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Modern billionaires are just so tacky. Go endow a library. Fund research and get your name on a cancer center. Sponsor an eccentric polymath who’s obsessed with marble. Build a museum. Fund public parks. Back climate research. Create something that outlives your ego.
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Sure, the president is a pedophile, but you know what's *really* outrageous? This fake scenario I just made up involving trans athletes that's never happened and never will.
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Jimothy the raccoon has had more confirmed sightings this week than Mitch McConnell.
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Yes, thank goodness America doesn't have two classes, the ones with power and everyone else.
Every communist regime promised to abolish class. Instead, they ended up with two classes: the ones with power, and everyone else.
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You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe Democrats were capable of stealing the 2020 election while out of power, but somehow incapable of doing the same in 2024 while in power. That is a categorically, phenomenally dumb thing to believe.
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okay but have you considered that this song had an absolute hold on me at 10 years old and still rocks
I find it difficult to believe that anyone under the age of 50 gives a fuck about Alvin and the Chipmunks.
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Say what you want about how awful this website is, but it remains the best place to be when a shit bag dies.
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Okay not the one we were expecting but take your wins etc
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I’m a simple guy. I just want to see Taylor Swift in her wedding dress or proof of death from Mitch McConnell. I don’t ask for much.
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