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Chris The Triangle Bermuda 🥋 🔺

@cer2021

Don't let him get his triangles on you

 Bermuda Triangle
releaseyourearthlytethers.org
Joined September 2021
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My new thing is calling everybody a "saucy fellow" and biting down hard on my lip until a lil bit of blood drips on your shoe
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Victim@sementard4h
Said I wasn’t satisfied with the service and the waiter pulled his pants down and showed me his asshole . RESPECT
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Godfrey@godfrey_von3h
I'm a conspiracy factualist
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horse dentist
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gaze upon this biblically accurate beast
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nana ˚₊‧ ☽ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ (@traumadol) profile picture
nana ˚₊‧ ☽ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚@traumadolNov 9
i cant be friends with ppl who cant have a laugh like oh now isn't time for a joke like nah. every moment is a joke this life isnt serious be for real now
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⚡️ 𝖙𝖚𝖋𝖋 𝖑𝖚𝖈𝕶 😖 (@Xx_tuff_luck_xX) profile picture
⚡️ 𝖙𝖚𝖋𝖋 𝖑𝖚𝖈𝕶 😖@Xx_tuff_luck_xX7h
i should Probably make her breakdance in Front of my parents ..
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padishah rat bastard@tarnationfaceNov 8
Replying to @laserboat999
incredible bluecheck-to-bluecheck communication
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horse dentist
@equine__dentist13h
god i bet it feels so good to be a hamster all snuggled up snacking on a carrot
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days@Dayscd5h
Love him or hate him, SpongeBob is friend with Patrick so if you wanna watch the show he’s gonna be there. sorry.
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula@chilledspectre4h
one must imagine travis bickle downloading the citizen app
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula@chilledspectre19h
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Stop calling your mother mommy, you sick freak
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Godfrey@godfrey_vonNov 7
thought of a really sinister archetype: the anti uncle
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Godfrey@godfrey_vonNov 7
instead of having a society what if there was a guy named Dennis who looks after everyone
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julian 4000@YEAROFTHEWIZARDNov 6
spinning a basketball on top of my eyeball and screaming
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula@chilledspectre24 Jul 2024
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pilar@_piluser_Nov 6
Como dijo Borges: «Me satisface la derrota, porque es un fin y yo estoy muy cansado».
BLOCKIANA (@beammeupblocki) profile pictureBLOCKIANA@beammeupblockiNov 5
I love giving up its such a relief
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ブル｜Pusher's High
@Pushers_HighNov 5
昔の人が空を見て神様が居ると思ったのも理解できるな
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mayo@ButtTonguerNov 5
Training my penis muscles until I can control it with the dexterity of an elephant trunk and using it to pickpocket people
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ryan@itsashotgunbabyNov 5
the stripper actually does love me. but i can't love her back. because of this dark path i've chosen...
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audrey@phlegmmeNov 5
It’s “cool” to be a nerd now but back in my day if people found out you liked anime or videogames they would sew a million metal beads to your scrotum and attach each bead by a thread to a horsefly and whip the flies into a frenzy so they all start pulling in different directions
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