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A nesting doll of 12 Belarusian boys

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Nice ecigarette, what songs you got on it – at New York, NY
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Leader of CERN retweeted
Reposting these two wonderful poems cuz this is the point of it all 🫶🏽 Having a Coke with You by Frank O'Hara Having "Having a Coke with You" with You by Mark Leidner
guys i think there’s something sacred in the mundane
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Leader of CERN retweeted
if a man writes a woman a poem, he loves her if a man writes a woman 763 poems, he loves poetry
Japanese man about to make a 763rd dive in search of wife swept away by 2011 tsunami
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You have GOT to be shitting me
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Jon Favreau and Jon Lovett arguing about what blood libel means
This being actually one of the best videos ever
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Do we really gotta say en masse like that
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Canadian goodbye - when you want to leave a party so you get euthanized
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Poop has been recalled for contamination with pee.
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NYT cooking notification: "I served this at a sumer party. Everybody fought over the leftovers!" The recipe:
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Smh - capitalism
i love nature docs & i recently came across one that hit me super hard. turns out the labords chameleon’s life cycle is extremely short. they live only 4-5 months & immediately die after laying & burying their eggs (which is their only purpose)z in the final moments their nervous system begins to fail as their brain loses control of skin cells, so random nerve firings cause the skin to randomly change colors which causes a ridiculous art as they slowly die. it’s like sort of a visualization of the brain’s final flickerings. pristine example of nature’s beauty, tragedy, & brutality at the same time.
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Women be shopping and
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When someone asks my opinion of the lady at the library counter
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Leader of CERN retweeted
[i stir my teabag around before eating it]: lately I've been listening to older stuff like Frère Jacques
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inspirational movie about the opposite of a hunger strike, where a guy eats like Joey Chestnut for weeks on end
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Went to pick up my night guard from the dentist and he took it out of his own mouth - claimed he had prima donta
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I’m not a hoarder - I mess to impress
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Leader of CERN retweeted
.@Chipotle I received the burrito on the left. My son, who is visibly liberal, received the burrito on the right. Care to explain?
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what if you flew to Turkey for your hair and they were like “nah man, you’re good - I actually like how it looks”
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{overtaking a horrifying car crash on my bike} OK Vroomer 😭😤 {notices that my cousin is in it} Nathaniel!!!!!!!!!
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