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These have to be the worst Halloween decorations ever They were so realistic that firefighters showed up
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Pop quiz... would you be more or less inclined to vote for a political leader who is in breach of their shared custody arrangement as stipulated by the family court and using their kids as a weapon against their former spouse.
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The very first cancer cell…
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If I win the lottery, I won’t tell anybody, but there will be signs
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Resurfaced clip of Kathy Griffin in 2004 talking about muslims "It's such a wonderful culture for women, unless you have a clitoris and you're 13... the muslims are not your friend" I guess this is before TDS took over
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Sure. Could you let me know when the Free Palestine Party is going to be receiving their summons for what they did last weekend - you know, "inciting racial disharmony". Thanks for your attention to this matter.
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What do you think the voting age should be?
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France 🇫🇷 will be the Palestinian state they Screech about
France recognized "Palestine". Now "Palestine" is recognizing France.
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New Zealand - Beyond the Boats Invading our Mother Country The only souls still possessed of political zeal are those whose fervour is the fervour of the wolf. What they see is a flesh-and-blood civilisation, meaty and unguarded, to be looted for the survival of their own mangy pack. I mean the commies, of course: the Greens, Labour, Te Pati Maori, the gauchely named Opportunities Party, and the Islamic interest that travels openly in their company. oliviapierson.org/blog/in-ne…
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This is brilliant. The average Jewish safta. 🤭
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A little trip down memory lane for one of the best TV shows ever made. And there’s more to come!🤩
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2025 -Women say they would feel safer with a bear than a man 2026 - We learn kids are safer with a bear than a libtard mother Men…..👇…..what a 🤡world….
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Replying to @certifiednz
Not my king, he's a traitor to the faith
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Muslims hurl rocks at an innocent dog, ironically, @peta remains silent.
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Replying to @NoaMagid
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The Government is not moving to ban U16s from social media. The National Party is. New Zealand First understands and agrees with the intent of the law change - no one is more concerned and shares the anxiety that parents are feeling about this issue - but we will not be supporting the progression of legislation to ban social media for under-16s. We have communicated our concerns to National over the past year. Our stance has not changed. We have been concerned with the proposed legislation and the direction and slippery slope that legislation like this will inevitably take our country. The fact is, no matter how laudable the intent is of introducing laws to address this serious issue, there is no method that would fulfil that intent without banning VPNs or the use of digital ID to enforce the law. This has been proven with the colossal failure of Australia bringing in similar measures that National want to bring in now. This would lead to a soviet era outcome that would be guaranteed to take New Zealanders’ freedoms and privacy away. New Zealand First will never support this. Ultimately, we as a country need to decide whether it is the right path for any government to take over the responsibility of parents, and the expectations that parents have the rights and responsibilities to make decisions for their own children. Of course government can play a part in making our society safer, but it should never be by totalitarian overreach or at the expense of those parental rights, nor at the expense of the freedoms and privacy of the rest of the country.
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Hmmmm, if you have the presence of mind to kill your children before yourself I'm not sure you don't have the presence of mind not to kill them at all.
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Coffee & Justice: Leadicillin Clips
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