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Chais

@chais_g

Obviously you didn’t hear me when I said clear out your own shit.

Joined February 2022
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Me making small talk
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He's waited decades for this. He's never stopped believing. This is a dream come true. Enjoy this clip. He's everybody's dad tonight. #brewcrew #mlb #milwaukeebrewers
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Frac Sand PETE (@RealPETE2020) profile pictureFrac Sand PETE
@RealPETE2020Oct 29
Bruh
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Every libertarian I know says “End the Fed” and just hopes everyone else just understands. They don’t. @ComicDaveSmith explains it perfectly
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@mabber23Oct 27
"Sir, they're not Italian. They're Jewish."
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not “Doctor” Thaddeus Rivers 🇯🇪🇹🇹 (@FreezePhone) profile picturenot “Doctor” Thaddeus Rivers 🇯🇪🇹🇹@FreezePhoneOct 27
The #Rizzler did not attend Big Justice’s Bar Mitzvah #Patriot #americafirst
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Kanye: Jared Kushner is Mossad’s handler for Trump (Just like Erika was Charlie’s)
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Uncle Sam Hates Us (@TrumpsLostBalls) profile pictureUncle Sam Hates Us
@TrumpsLostBallsOct 25
Indian woman parked on train tracks while train is coming asks what to do. Still giving out DL's to anyone with a pulse.
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CUBS WORLD (@CubsWorld80) profile pictureCUBS WORLD@CubsWorld80Oct 24
Israel First Mike Rogers’ career is cooked after this Abdul El Sayed ad. This is brilliant.
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@SLAMonlineOct 23
A whole lot to play 4.
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Mara faced Nate Bittle, why would he be afraid of Wemby
FourEyez (@FourEyezOKC) profile pictureFourEyez@FourEyezOKCOct 21
Mara isn’t necessarily ready…. But he sure ain’t fucking scared of Wemby at ALL
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Tried to give the NBA another shot last night, lasted about 2 minutes. Just an awful product.
hymn duncan (@hymnduncan) profile picturehymn duncan
@hymnduncanOct 21
Hey @nba how the fuck is this a foul?
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garshmo@garshmoOct 19
Looking at the cover of a goosebumps book is scary but worth it
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Booing someone saying to release the Epstein files is certainly a choice.
Drew Hernandez (@DrewHLive) profile pictureDrew Hernandez
@DrewHLiveOct 19
This is going to follow them until the end of time The Epstein Administration will never shake this
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Wonderful city.
Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) profile pictureMatt Van Swol
@mattvanswolOct 19
🚨DEAR GOD!!!!! HORRIFYING FOOTAGE FROM SEPTEMBER SHOWS A BLACK WOMAN IN CHICAGO THROWING A FIREWORKS ON A WHITE WOMAN AND THEN PUNCHING HER IN THE HEAD REPEATEDLY... ...ON A MOVING TRAIN!!!!!!!!
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its totally normal for a 28 year old athlete to have blood clots, its definitely not from an untested vaccine that nearly everyone fell for during mass hysteria over a cold
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 19
Jalen Hurts will be out for the season after doctors discovered multiple blood clots in his lungs.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Chris Bosh was forced to retire from the NBA after developing blood clots at age 31. Serena Williams was hospitalized in serious condition in 2011 and then again in 2017 before returning to play. There is no evidence linking the covid-19 vaccine to these cases. usatoday.com/story/sports/n…
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The Sopranos but it's just gabagool
Kalshi Film (@Kalshi_Film) profile pictureKalshi Film
@Kalshi_Film2 Sep 2024
HBO promotion for 'The Sopranos' in New York City
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This is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Savannah Bananas (@TheSavBananas) profile pictureSavannah Bananas
@TheSavBananasOct 15
Bananaland at Sea is BACK! 🤩 All 6 Banana Ball teams & cast are setting sail to Puerto Rico and Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas in January 2028! Head to bananalandatsea.com/presale to join the presale for early booking!
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“Fascism is when you just want to play music and have fun.” You don’t hate these people enough.
Mr. Fluffynutz-Transgender witch (@Mr_Fluffynutz) profile pictureMr. Fluffynutz-Transgender witch@Mr_FluffynutzOct 15
Metallica becoming fascists was not on my bingo card.
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You watch any movie even from 20 to 30 years ago and you quickly begin to realize something has gone terribly wrong. It’s a totally different world.
Pvt A B (@col_a_buendia) profile picturePvt A B
@col_a_buendiaOct 15
My 8 yr old son is watching Home Alone 2 and I had to pause it to show him what America looked like when I was his age.
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Have we ever had LESS in common with the other side? I don't even hate them. They're aliens.
Lysander (@UnderCoercion) profile pictureLysander
@UnderCoercionOct 14
Turn up the cringe to Level 11 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
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