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New Zealand
Joined September 2010
First day of my Teaching Fellowship. Becoming a university lecturer on top of running my own firm was definitely not on my 2025 bingo card but here we are.
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This is an incredible photo
Replying to @chamfy
Looks alright 🌑
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Anyone else seeing the moon over Auckland rn? So full and hella bright
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Chamfy retweeted
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I have been thinking about this cake for 2 days now. I shall fight the urge for another day haha
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Me: not hungry for p much all of the day Also me: wondering if it’s worth it to go and get the cake
Little Sunday solo girl date. They definitely do not skimp on cream cheese icing 🧁 🫶
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Chamfy retweeted
Did you ever vote for the Internet Party
2%Yeah
14%No but I know ppl who did
79%No
5%What’s that
43 votes • 7 hours
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Did you ever vote for the Internet Party
2%Yeah
14%No but I know ppl who did
79%No
5%What’s that
43 votes • 7 hours
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Stayed out with friends til 2am on Saturday night and it’s Monday and I’m still tired. What is this ageing business you guys.
My twitter fans are getting out of control Also we were not at Dr Rudi’s (But close!)
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#StationNews: Sylvia Park has recorded a 56% increase in train use as Auckland’s City Rail Link drew more than two million trips in its first month, with early figures suggesting the network is changing how people travel across the city. Via The Post: thepost.co.nz/nz-news/361100…
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Us: were you both ever at school at the same time? Him: yup Us: so could you do a rough estimate? Him: …. Nope, no idea Guys. What.
“I talk to my older brother every day but I have no idea how old he is” “Wait what” “Why would I need to know this?” … “Do you know roughly how much older he is ?” “Not really ..” Guys, is this normal?
16%Yeah totally
35%No what a weirdo
16%He’s lying
32%Wtf
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Chamfy retweeted
“I talk to my older brother every day but I have no idea how old he is” “Wait what” “Why would I need to know this?” … “Do you know roughly how much older he is ?” “Not really ..” Guys, is this normal?
16%Yeah totally
35%No what a weirdo
16%He’s lying
32%Wtf
79 votes • Final results
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Cannot stop thinking about this carrot cake. Feeling silly for not getting the half I didn't manage to eat in a takeaway box. Silly.
Little Sunday solo girl date. They definitely do not skimp on cream cheese icing 🧁 🫶
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Chamfy retweeted
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Omg Mezze Bar!
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good evening
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Wrong answers only
Why won’t TVNZ’s Q+A programme give a long form interview to major party leader Christopher Luxon ?!?
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Little Sunday solo girl date. They definitely do not skimp on cream cheese icing 🧁 🫶
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Chamfy retweeted
Devonport Ferry is crazy full
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Meanwhile on K Rd
Should someone the people at Farmers a calendar?
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People are finally realising the joys of riding round and round on the CRL
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