These are my two babies, Boo Boo and Benny. Mostly now @charleshbryan@mastodon.social and @charleshbryan@bsky.social Gradually thinning this account.

Under the Contrails
Joined December 2009
This is always a delight. It's like a happy pill, with no dangerous side effects. xitter.cf/dog_rates/status/67839…
This made my day. 12/10 please enjoy
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I guess I have to post something every once in a while to keep the account from deactivating.
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Charles Bryan's Ad-Clogged Timeline retweeted
This is a wild story
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Leonard is one of the sweetest cats we have ever met. Any time someone passes his kennel he is sure to greet them with a chirping meow and outstretched paws. But, sadly, once potential adopters turn to see him, they leave the room with quiet snickers and whispers.
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Here at the Last Dive Bar we’re heartbroken. But we’re trying to make a difference in a billionaire’s life. We’ve already helped one that has it “WORSE THAN US” but there’s 29 more in desperate need of our help. Make a difference here for only $.33 a day: lastdivebar.com/products/joh… Please take a moment to watch our life changing efforts:
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I spend less time here these days, so I'm paring back my following list (especially if I follow the same people elsewhere). Unfortunately, some accounts - news and government (Weather Service!) - are only here, or I'd shut this down completely.
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It's a damn shame that that "javelina running" account got suspended
Come along with me on my carnage (I mean course) check this morning. What should be one of the most beautiful golf courses in the country is being destroyed by herds of javelina. If anyone has a contact in AZ state govt that can help us find a solution please pass it along.
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Kolchak: The Night Stalker is on #svengoolie tonight, followed by Godzilla: King of Monsters, for those who celebrate.
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Charles Bryan's Ad-Clogged Timeline retweeted
It’s that time again, please repost this. Chevy gives the ACS $5 for every retweet. My record is 14k. Last year only 2k. We have to get to 10k this year. It takes 2 seconds. If I tell you that those 2 seconds could save a life you would do it. Please help. #wedrivefor
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Some believe if a ladybug lands on you, the number of spots it has will be how many years of good luck you'll have. Kitty-bug has landed on you today. May you all have a LUCKY Friday the 13th! 🐞
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"Seven words I thought would never leave my lips in my career: Taylor Swift is not at the game... She was questionable all week, but it looks like it's officially inactive. "- Jim Nantz
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Lloyd immediately placed Strothers under contract at the Hal Roach studio, and cast him in the film. See it as we celebrate #NationalSilentMovieDay at 3pm ET.
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For those of you not familiar with the State of Michigan, we have a lovely vacation destination - Mackinac Island. This weekend, our state GOP is holding its annual conference there. This, apparently, is how the meetings opened.
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Great thread right here ⤵️
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Hey, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is on regular old CBS right now. Highly recommended from, um, me. If you haven't seen it, give it a try.
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Replying to @NYTGames
@NYTGames A note about Wordlebot: When it says that there's only one solution left, there really should only be one valid solution, and if I find another non-rejected word, I shouldn't get "based on my (bot's) experience, that wouldn't be a solution".
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Based on my (human's) experience, there have been some damn odd solutions. Anyway, if Wordlebot is artificial intelligence in action, we're all screwed.
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I'm actually old and I'd think many of these items were done by younger people. Only thing on the list that I didn't do was make a mixtape.
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- Watched TV in monochrome and if you missed a show, you missed it - TV was free, though - AC was for rich people - Bicycles had one speed - Automatic transmissions were sort of fancy, as were power windows - Diet soda choices: Tab or Fresca - Everybody smoked, everywhere
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- Gambling was a felony, not a phone app - Cereal boxes had cool prizes inside - No twist-off caps or pull tabs - There was a TV show where the lead character was an open bigot and it was the most watched show in the country for years, no, really - Batman wasn't a psychopath
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