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to fuck shit up, help those in need, and be the best goddamn pirate anyone's ever seen!
philzavaping.straw.page π <- open me
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Training my penis muscles until I can control it with the dexterity of an elephant trunk and using it to pickpocket people
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Considering Dave spent his whole childhood with puppets staring at him while he sleeps + Bro disturbing him, and last time KK took a nap after 2 months, he woke up to him and his friends brutally dying, I feel like both of them end up staying up tghr pretty frequently at Meteor
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In the beginning of homestuck Karkat was like a fiesty stray kitten and now heβs a fat senior cat whoβs kinda blind and lets you scratch his saggy belly with your foot
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Beyond it being horrifically masculine I'm shocked no one has hammered how obviously fucking racist this is. Like come on, man.
Replying to @libellulenoz
It is!
They're complaining about how non trans women masculinize trans women, and its just a trans woman as she existed.
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Sleepy #davekat #homestuck















































