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Joined May 2023
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to fuck shit up, help those in need, and be the best goddamn pirate anyone's ever seen! philzavaping.straw.page 🐟 <- open me
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Flushing my socks down the toilet till it clogs then calling the police
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my boyfriend losing his damn mind
I just want to smile again #LetsGoPens
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little spoon so i can still tweet
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Training my penis muscles until I can control it with the dexterity of an elephant trunk and using it to pickpocket people
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Considering Dave spent his whole childhood with puppets staring at him while he sleeps + Bro disturbing him, and last time KK took a nap after 2 months, he woke up to him and his friends brutally dying, I feel like both of them end up staying up tghr pretty frequently at Meteor
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Done
can someone draw dirk wearing dis
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i lied it wasnt something sweet,its a bag of angst snickers #Homestuck #brostrider #davestrider
YOU GET OOOOOONE PEEK THATS ALL DONT GET GREEDYπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
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how it feels having gaps in your memory
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In the beginning of homestuck Karkat was like a fiesty stray kitten and now he’s a fat senior cat who’s kinda blind and lets you scratch his saggy belly with your foot
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Rumble in da Pumpkin Patch (Lyric Edit) Song by @okayroutt
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Beyond it being horrifically masculine I'm shocked no one has hammered how obviously fucking racist this is. Like come on, man.
Replying to @libellulenoz
It is! They're complaining about how non trans women masculinize trans women, and its just a trans woman as she existed.
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i wouldnt buy this shit if it was free
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HOLY SHIT YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
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my not being socialized properly moodboard
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wait since woke is back yall got to stop w the r slur
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Close your mouth boy
nepeta was shipping some straight up bullshit
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