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Staten Island, NY
Joined September 2010
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Chrissy you were incredible in Portland ! Great opener and feature , you roasted me in the crowd because my laugh was wheezing and I sounded like I was dying ! Idk if you'll ever see this but you have no idea how much your show meant to me !
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JUST ANNOUNCED: Comedian @chrisdcomedy is bringing the laughs to Hard Rock Live Northern Indiana Friday, March 12. Tickets on sale Friday, October 9th at 10am. ⚠ Must be 21+
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@chrisdcomedy (Chrissy Chaos Podcast) is coming to Helium Oct 8 - 10! 🎟️ Get your tickets now: bit.ly/4qPgFr0
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Chrissy Draft kings is here DraftKings Sports is now available in all 50 states! The crown is yours! #DKPartner Use Promo Code: CHRISSY @DraftKings @draftkings_sports #dkpartner
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It’s Friday and I want to you laugh. Were the Knicks favored by Jesus, Allah, and the Jewish community during the championship run?! {Video by @chrisdcomedy}
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Listening to the bonus ep on anxiety Tuesday while being a cutie with a smoothie in classic HH merch is a 10/10 @chrisdcomedy @yannispappas
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The New York Knicks just played the most dominant 10-game stretch in NBA history, and it's not even remotely close
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The disrespect for not including @chrisdcomedy
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This ones for @chrisdcomedy
Kristen Kish, Ryan Serhant, & Stacey Rusch X Vulture. 🔥 #RealityTV
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I will be performing at Skankfest X in New Orleans  Nov 13th - 15th, 2026! Badges are on sale Monday, April 20th at 2pm EST at skankfest.com (skankfest.com/) @skankfestnyc #SkankfestX
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Guys get in shape for other guys . Women don’t care
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@chrisdcomedy da new Winner Winner podcast is top tier!!! 🤣😎
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St John’s has something no other team has!! Let’s go @StJohnsBBall
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Watching benders just to feel something @chrisdcomedy
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The @HistoryHyenas just ain’t for you then cuz . It’s just what it is you’re an FCF BIG!
I will not watch or listen until I get a solid guaranty there will be at least 40% less overall use of “cuz” and “it’s just what it is, cuz”. And I’m not joking.
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I love Indian people
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I highly recommend everyone watch the latest episode of @HistoryHyenas with @chrisdcomedy and @yannispappas. It’s an interview with @MatthewModine and @RealDBSweeney and it is hysterical! Even better if you subscribe to the Patreon so you get the unedited version. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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#bayridgeboys keep bringing W’s
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