standing on business @injective | gp @mizcapital | master's in quant finance | mostly tweet about ai, food, watches, & cars | e/acc | nyc x cambridge

New York City
Joined February 2011
HMRC has quietly sent hundreds of letters to wealthy people asking them to reveal what they own. Not what they earn or what tax they've paid, but what they own. Here's what's going on. A unit called the Wealthy Team covers anyone with "incomes of £200,000 or more, or assets equal to or above £2m in any of the last three years". That's about 850,000 people. The letters ask for a meeting to discuss "sources of wealth", "future intentions", trusts, companies, family arrangements and even "significant life events" you expect in the coming years. It is presented as voluntary, but there's a nudge: "We may still need to carry out compliance checks on your tax returns. However, speaking with you first may help avoid this." Until now, inspectors have usually only asked about income and earnings. Experts call this a "sea change". One lawyer asked the obvious question: "does HMRC have a right to know what someone owns and not simply that they have paid the right amount of tax?" A tax adviser said: "No other G20 country asks for this level of detail from its taxpayers about what they own." So what is it for? Advisers suspect it is groundwork for an exit tax, a charge on your wealth for leaving the country. As one put it: "Building that knowledge could indeed be part of moving towards an exit tax." You don't have to be a billionaire to see the problem.
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I have a completely unscientific theory about Michelin restaurants: 1 star: Fantastic. Great food, serious cooking, no nonsense. 2 stars: Often unbearable. Haute cuisine at its most self-conscious. 14 courses, tweezers, foam, and an elaborate philosophical explanation of a carrot. 3 stars: Somehow fantastic again. The absurdity becomes so extreme, the execution so extraordinary, that it transcends pretension and becomes art. The Michelin paradox: 1 is great, 2 is terrible, 3 is sublime.
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It is hilarious that super intelligence costs the same as Netflix
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My buddy's neighbor just got robbed and pistol-whipped in broad daylight in downtown LA. Look at how unbothered these animals are. No rush. No fear of getting arrested. Good luck, LA! Ain't nobody coming to help you.
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Tyrese Haliburton arrived for the Pacers’ regular season opener in the Triple H jacket from his 2002 return (@Pacers)
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Currently gleeking out!
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Lea Michele is returning as Rachel Berry for the ‘GLEE’ reboot, Variety reports. (variety.com/2026/tv/news/lea…)
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new york is the greatest city in the world
visiting new york for the first time this weekend! lets see what the hype's all about
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Hudson yard - Dubai Long Island City - Singapore West Village - Paris Williamsburg + Greenpoint - EC1 London + Wasia East Village - EC2+ London Midtown East - Hong Kong Bushwick - Berlin Park Slope - Boston This is why you don't need to travel much if you live in New York
Hudson yards is spiritually Dubai
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Western liberals imported the third world into France and other countries in the name of diversity and compassion. They ignored fundamental questions of assimilation and compatibility. They were told it would lead to this and they didn't listen. I pray that France, a beautiful country of amazing people, will stop this madness before more of its landmarks burn. And I hope Americans are paying attention. This is the future congressional Democrats seek for your country.
BREAKING: The town hall of Limoges, built in 1873, didn’t survive today’s riots. The building’s spire has now collapsed
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Can we PLEASE normalize just hanging out at each other’s houses again? Why does every friendship meetup need to be a whole production, a restaurant reservation, and a $150 bill? I just want to sit on your couch, drink something, and talk for hours.
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X -> XAI -> SpaceXAI -> SpaceXSI -> SXSI -> S3XY @elonmusk should merge Tesla and SXSI and just call it S3XY
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Real life, baby
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🇺🇸 Senator Elizabeth Warren has repeatedly stated that cryptocurrency is used for money laundering and to avoid sanctions. Today, the US government fined Bank of America $1.2 billion for violating money laundering regulations and sanctions laws.
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No one went to prison. No home confinement. No DPAs. No one was even charged. Water under the bridge. Onwards!
🇺🇸 BREAKING: Bank of America has been fined $1.2 BILLION by the US government. The bank failed to flag over $5 BILLION in suspicious transactions, the Treasury says. The missed transactions were linked to suspected Chinese money laundering networks and illicit finance around the southern US border. The Treasury called the bank’s money laundering and sanctions failures “egregious and continued.” The penalty includes a $750 MILLION fine from the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency, per the FT.
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Replying to @Wahndo_
that's just my face
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I rewatched this show last year (it's fantastic, hadn't seen it since it first aired) and was thinking, huh, I wonder what it would be like now. Now HBO just needs to reboot Entourage, and I'll have seen it all !
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The first physical robbery potentially linked to the Revolut data breach:
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there’s an issey miyake kindergarten just down the street from the kelly clarkson bird shop
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.@Ledger is responsible for this. Absolutely terrifying.
if you live in the uk and do crypto get the fuck out just got my house invaded, taped up held at knife point & robbed for $800k in so much shock i dont know what the fuck to do, fuck this country. No this is not satire, i fucking wish it was. wallet with stolen funds solscan.io/account/B3pMs331k…
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