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god saves his greatest battles for his silliest gooses. (she/her)

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Joined March 2009
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fuck it im making potstickers
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Mükemmel
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the astronomical levels of cunt being served here...
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Audited: true. Buy a shirt: store.robsand.com/products/m…
Iowa’s governor-elect Rob Sand has a surprising résumé: before entering politics, he worked as a high-fashion model, walking runways in Milan and Paris for brands including Prada, Number (N)ine, and Giuliano Fujiwara. The 44-year-old Democrat modeled in the early 2000s to help pay for college, even appearing in Prada’s Spring 2003 menswear show. 📷 Getty
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One Mississippi, blue Mississippi…
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it’s so fucking hilarious that IOWA has a Prada model for governor
🔓LEAKED: Rob Sand's 2003/04 controversial runway footage during his time as a fashion model in Paris and Milan for Prada, Giuliano Fujiwara, and Number (N)ine has been found online. Sand has noted that modeling at age 20/21 was one of his "craziest jobs." 📸SOURCE: Fashion Channel via YouTube
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Sorry, I can’t go. It gets dark by 5pm and I have astigmatism.
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Omg it's really gonna be every fucking time with you people
Kathy Hochul “won” New York.
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hey so this is a really fucking weird way to talk about a woman period, much less a married woman
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Yeah ofc you blocked me little weirdo talking about women like they’re property a man can “have”
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noah: two of every animal? what do i look like, a zookeeper? god:
all jokes aside a lot of people need to die
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Woke 3 is off to an incredible start
LONDON (AP) — London jury convicts Russell Brand of rape and sexual assault.
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acting like half of Iowa is the driftless area is objectively stupid. it’s like 10% of the state at best. most of that blue is rural farmland — I know because I grew up there.
Most of the rural parts of the Midwest are still leaning to the right. Except the Driftless area, which is the part the glaciers didn't flatten. This area is rural and ovewhelmingly white just like the praire areas yet does not vote the same way. They are now entirely represented by Democrats with the exception of Illinois's weird 16th district where the voters from central Illinois outnumber them. Does anyone have an explanation for why this happens?
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YALL FUCKING STORMED THE CAPITOL OH MY FUCKING GOD
Did y'all see all the cities burning because Republicans lost elections last night? Neither did I... Remember that
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As a child, I was fuming with jealousy over Dakota Fanning presenting Shirley Temple with a Lifetime Achievement Award. I wanted that dress…I wanted that life
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I stopped by Renee and Alex’s memorials today and was inspired to see all those who showed up to pay their respects and leave an “I voted” sticker. We have not forgotten. Accountability is coming.
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How it feels to read the news this morning
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i'm gonna cry
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One thing I wished people understood better was that the resistance to ICE in MN was not just that one enormous freezing march, though that did absolutely rule. It was a relentless and 24/7 campaign of both shrewd civil disobedience and mass volunteering
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I love my country Minnesota
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I really almost paid those student loans…that was close 😮‍💨
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