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derp chungus MD, president of derpnation (ces) 🍀🐾🍮🧸🍏🍡🐇🍰 twenny2 🫧 any pronouns

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Joined February 2019
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he gotta die im so serious im so sick of men
disclaimer, this is a hard read. dude on the right is Preston Purdy, and he's the worst predator in history. He thought he was meeting a mother (decoy) pimping out her kids (which happens irl btw) an 8,10 and 11 year old. This is horrible.
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Lunchables ham is made out of white people
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“nothing that occurs naturally is that color” i got about 12 tropical birds on my line begging to differ
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ahmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ammmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmmmmm ahmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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swearing in on the origin of species
What do they do if they’re an atheist I’m curious
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Frost children
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Giving the dunkin app power of attorney
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no one can spell anymore this glitch can’t spell calendar
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my autism moodboard
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57 days til Christmas
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nicki minaj as press secretary
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stop me if you heard this one before, girls like us are rotten to the core
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the first fudanshi president
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Two straight conservative men forced to kiss as Lula begins rolling out terrifying left-wing agenda in Brazil.
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What he do? That part
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true romance is such a fall album idk like there’s just something about listening to grins this time of year
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i went to BU… this street is residential, not even on the main drag of campus, and it’s packed in between classes, sparsely populated when students are in class. as most student dorm streets are. i’d know, i lived here! the parties are barely on this end of campus haha dumbass
Conservatives are doomed to live in that one R Crumb comic for all time
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drafts reveal
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calling shit I don’t like “gay” as a gay guy
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🤖 Ze bluetooth is dih connected 🤖
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“Oh you flopped your chance goddamn It’s foolish how you messed up so i flexed up” ??????
The worst lisa song is always the next one
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