Humor || Artist. Don't take my funny sketches personal ✌️ || Real Madrid fan ||

paradise
Joined February 2024
May our Guardian Angel no Leave us today.
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See wetin this man use do fuel tank 🤧
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗 retweeted
As a guy why are you LIGHT SKINNED ????
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗 retweeted
So none of my mutuals chop jazzy money??
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗 retweeted
All house of reps and chancellor that won last election from Peter obi’s Labour Party don join APC Omo Wetin Dey sup 🙆🏼‍♀️
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗 retweeted
We men have a soft spot for online whores who keep the timeline entertained for free.
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗 retweeted
How babe go visit you, you go buy am Bread and Coke? What's wrong with you guys? 😭🙄😂
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗 retweeted
Real ones know, older women >>>>>
Ngl, These men whose birth years are compound sentences are exhausting tbh. 😭😭😭
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗 retweeted
Having fun alone is another level of self love
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗 retweeted
I’m available for short time
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗 retweeted
To tweet con dey hard me, Elon don give me reason to give up.
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗 retweeted
You guys know this is k!dnapping right? Your lawyer must be a roadside lawyer! The man should be in ja!l if your lawyer knows the law!
I once got arrested because of a post I made on this app. I thought I was smart, but these people were actually smarter than me 😭 They didn’t even track me. It all started with a dm.Someone DM’d me and asked me to send my rate card for promotion. I sent it, and the next day, they reached out again with an invoice, didn’t even argue about the price. Instead, they told me it was going to be a long-term partnership, not the normal per-post or monthly gig. I was so happy because that was a lot of money. They asked me to drop my account details, which I did. When it was time to pay, they told me the company would make the payment directly and that I should wait. Two days later, they reached out again and said
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗 retweeted
I once got arrested because of a post I made on this app. I thought I was smart, but these people were actually smarter than me 😭 They didn’t even track me. It all started with a dm.Someone DM’d me and asked me to send my rate card for promotion. I sent it, and the next day, they reached out again with an invoice, didn’t even argue about the price. Instead, they told me it was going to be a long-term partnership, not the normal per-post or monthly gig. I was so happy because that was a lot of money. They asked me to drop my account details, which I did. When it was time to pay, they told me the company would make the payment directly and that I should wait. Two days later, they reached out again and said
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗 retweeted
People's dream.😁😂
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E get one Twitter influencer, even if him wake next day and found out his the only man on earth.., Him no fit do wetin Adam do at all
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Dem just invite me for Ballon D'or ceremony 😳
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗 retweeted
Sun-kissed 😍
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗 retweeted
I’m curious: why does sperm taste salty?
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗 retweeted
After yesterday performance I will choose 19 years old yan diomande over 19 years lamine yamal 👌
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗 retweeted
Masturbation will ruin you and block your blessings, just ask me out instead
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗 retweeted
Sometimes, all you need is to link up with a good friend, gist about life, laugh over old memories, and forget your worries for a while. Good company, genuine vibes, and peace of mind. ❤️
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