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i've been doing that thing where you wake up, take your adhd meds, then go back to sleep for 45~ minutes and i am soo annoyed by how well it is working
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botany class is rly just looking at some lines of bullshit trying to figure out wtf is going on
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Posting myself in the βare we dating the same guy: Pittsburghβ group to create an illusion of demand
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As someone who works backstage: it is lame because itβs just another workplace. Itβs mostly just crew moving gear and instruments.
Bands and artists arenβt doing crazy shit backstage like in the 70s and 80s because everyone has a recording device in their back pocket.
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Could be remembering wrong, but the idea of a $10 burger only existed in βnicerβ sit down restaurants. You could still get an entire fast food meal for under $10. $5 for gas on a road trip actually did something
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whenever i see some black bird i think of that tumblr post that's like "if you think you're looking at a raven, it's a crow. if you think you're looking at the biggest bird you've ever seen, it's a raven" and it's never done me wrong
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The opposite is true for me, I had so much bad shit happen growing up that I started assuming something was wrong with me, I deserved it etc, I got really bitter and negative, lost friends over it. Until one day I grew up and got my shit together and decided to choose gratitude
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sometimes I wonder what the fuck is going on with all these awful updates and then I remember this app is owned by someone addicted to ketamine
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ppl who grew up in a matriarchy where your grandma had hella girl children know wtf is going on
Ok Iβm further into Citizen Kim. One under discussed aspect of the kardashians is how they live in a kind of feudal family estate arrangement in giant houses all within at most a 15 min drive of each other (many are walkable) so their kids can all be incredibly close. The men in their lives are barely important to the overall arrangement, they come, they go, theyβre not part of the structure Kris Jenner has created. They seem kind of broadly hated by feminists but in a weird way theyβve created the ultimate feminist utopia, at least as it can exist under capitalism. Theyβre completely financially free from men, in fact any man that even wanders into the picture is often dependent on them, and their kids are raised in a kind of sisterly hive mom way. I think because theyβre hot or at least dress to appeal to the male gaze this aspect of their whole thing is never discussed but itβs kinda radical. Theyβre essentially βpost men.β
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[Watching AI video of two squirrels cuddling during a thunderstorm.] They are safe there, nothing can harm them as long as they have each other. [My phone dies and for the first time in my life I am confronted by my own reflection, I try to swipe away]
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The invention of backup cameras making men no longer required to do that thing where they reach their arm behind the passenger seat while they turn around to look is declining the birth rate
A girl and I were getting along so well in the psych ward that she got violent with me because she started thinking I was controlling her thoughts






































