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Joined April 2022
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riley ⋆ ݁π–₯” Λ– retweeted
i've been doing that thing where you wake up, take your adhd meds, then go back to sleep for 45~ minutes and i am soo annoyed by how well it is working
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riley ⋆ ݁π–₯” Λ– retweeted
botany class is rly just looking at some lines of bullshit trying to figure out wtf is going on
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riley ⋆ ݁π–₯” Λ– retweeted
He ended the cycle of abuse
Punch grew up and now takes care of a baby monkey😭
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riley ⋆ ݁π–₯” Λ– retweeted
Posting myself in the β€œare we dating the same guy: Pittsburgh” group to create an illusion of demand
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riley ⋆ ݁π–₯” Λ– retweeted
As someone who works backstage: it is lame because it’s just another workplace. It’s mostly just crew moving gear and instruments. Bands and artists aren’t doing crazy shit backstage like in the 70s and 80s because everyone has a recording device in their back pocket.
You guys make backstage look so lame
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riley ⋆ ݁π–₯” Λ– retweeted
Could be remembering wrong, but the idea of a $10 burger only existed in β€œnicer” sit down restaurants. You could still get an entire fast food meal for under $10. $5 for gas on a road trip actually did something
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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riley ⋆ ݁π–₯” Λ– retweeted
whenever i see some black bird i think of that tumblr post that's like "if you think you're looking at a raven, it's a crow. if you think you're looking at the biggest bird you've ever seen, it's a raven" and it's never done me wrong
a crow look like a raven till a raven pull up, them shits look like dinosaurs
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riley ⋆ ݁π–₯” Λ– retweeted
all women are white and all men are gay disabled black trans muslims
i can’t believe we as a society allow white women to say this
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Italian mantis slide I wanted to share
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riley ⋆ ݁π–₯” Λ– retweeted
The opposite is true for me, I had so much bad shit happen growing up that I started assuming something was wrong with me, I deserved it etc, I got really bitter and negative, lost friends over it. Until one day I grew up and got my shit together and decided to choose gratitude
I 100% don’t mean this in any kind of condescending way: I deeply believed this until I was 27 bc nothing bad had ever happened to me, so somehow I unconsciously decided that meant nothing bad WOULD ever happen to me, so when something bad did happen I was completely blind sided.
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riley ⋆ ݁π–₯” Λ– retweeted
sometimes I wonder what the fuck is going on with all these awful updates and then I remember this app is owned by someone addicted to ketamine
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riley ⋆ ݁π–₯” Λ– retweeted
ppl who grew up in a matriarchy where your grandma had hella girl children know wtf is going on
Ok I’m further into Citizen Kim. One under discussed aspect of the kardashians is how they live in a kind of feudal family estate arrangement in giant houses all within at most a 15 min drive of each other (many are walkable) so their kids can all be incredibly close. The men in their lives are barely important to the overall arrangement, they come, they go, they’re not part of the structure Kris Jenner has created. They seem kind of broadly hated by feminists but in a weird way they’ve created the ultimate feminist utopia, at least as it can exist under capitalism. They’re completely financially free from men, in fact any man that even wanders into the picture is often dependent on them, and their kids are raised in a kind of sisterly hive mom way. I think because they’re hot or at least dress to appeal to the male gaze this aspect of their whole thing is never discussed but it’s kinda radical. They’re essentially β€œpost men.”
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riley ⋆ ݁π–₯” Λ– retweeted
[Watching AI video of two squirrels cuddling during a thunderstorm.] They are safe there, nothing can harm them as long as they have each other. [My phone dies and for the first time in my life I am confronted by my own reflection, I try to swipe away]
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riley ⋆ ݁π–₯” Λ– retweeted
Just reading this as a beautiful poem
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The invention of backup cameras making men no longer required to do that thing where they reach their arm behind the passenger seat while they turn around to look is declining the birth rate
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My favrite body part is my ipad
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A girl and I were getting along so well in the psych ward that she got violent with me because she started thinking I was controlling her thoughts
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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This is one of my favorite things that’s ever happened to me. Me when I β€œwe even finish eachother’s sentences!” myself into getting chased over tables
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riley ⋆ ݁π–₯” Λ– retweeted
Google Docs apology for everything I’ve ever done coming soon
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riley ⋆ ݁π–₯” Λ– retweeted
my cats begging me for a dishwasher tab because they heard the bag crinkle
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