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C M D

@cmiked
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Joined November 2007
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This is Donald Trump's America September 25, 2025.
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The Hindu FBI director tells a deceased Protestant he'll meet him in pagan paradise with a Mormon Governor watching on.
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Replying to @KenPaxtonTX
This you?
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he’s gonna ban photos by monday
jam (@haiguysimjam) profile picturejam@haiguysimjam18 Oct 2024
Crazy how this is a real picture
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Replying to @mattxiv
I joined community notes to see the undercover roasts
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For Republicans suddenly concerned with "rhetoric"
Heartland Signal (@HeartlandSignal) profile pictureHeartland Signal@HeartlandSignal16 Sep 2024
Texas Department of Public Safety Director Steve McCraw doubles down on referring to undocumented immigrants as "cockroaches" that are part of an "infestation": "Texas is not going to allow any part of this state to be infested with that type of disease."
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We're just innocent men
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Omg !!!
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GOP: We are the pro-life party! So—free pre-natal care? GOP: No Extend child tax credit? GOP: No Paid family leave? GOP: No Universal pre-K? GOP: No Gun reform to stop school shootings? GOP: No How are you pro-life?🤔 GOP: We force 11-yr-old rape victims to give birth
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The irony of this clip is hilarious:
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My new Substack essay on abortion policy in the US and whether states like Oregon with liberal abortion laws can help people elsewhere whose access gets cut off: nickkristof.substack.com/p/a… I welcome your thoughts
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Crazy conspiracy Q-heads buying Faraday cages for their WiFi routers and then writing bad reviews because their wireless no longer works is just peak 2020.
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I had a Very Bad experience with @Hertz over Thanksgiving. This is what happened & the letter I wrote. We are totally fine, & our Thanksgiving ended up wonderful, but I suspect this is a fraudulent business practice, & I want to give it visibility for those who don't or can't.
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AntiVaxxer: I don’t need a vaccine Jesus will protect me from the Covid Omicron Variant Jesus:
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Dr. Fauci on Ted Cruz saying he should be prosecuted: "I should be prosecuted? What happened on January 6, senator?" And on Republicans scapegoating him: "That's okay. I'm just gonna do my job, and I'm gonna be saving lives, and they're gonna be lying."
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Bedlam reminder: It’s just a game The worst that could happen is Oklahoma loses And then Poke holds it over our heads from now until the end of time while refusing to play us again, and Lincoln Riley then leaves and we become irrelevant in the SEC
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It took Family Guy 2 minutes to explain something Canada hasn’t been able to explain for 2 years.

Family Guy COVID-19 Vaccine Awareness PSA

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Wazzu fans storm their rivals field.
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Once again I call upon Mars, Inc to remove from the public airwaves their slanderous commercial that suggests the legendary being known as Santa Claus would be overwhelmed to the point of fainting at encountering the oversized cartoon M&Ms.
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