"To be an American is, unquestionably, to be the noblest, grandest, the proudest mammal that ever hoofed the verdure of God's green footstool."-Mencken

Joined July 2024
These guys even knew about Lindsay
How floored I was to find out Lindsey Graham was gay
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OK riddle me this. There's a new Nigerian restaurant that just popped up here on DoorDash, they have exactly TWO menu items... ...and one of them is plain rice. For 25 bucks.
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In re the Ilhan Omar situation: Saying that these bizarre naming conventions and fluid relationships are just charming Somalian cultural quirks that we should welcome to the US...is not the flex they think it is
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Watching The Terminal List season 2...good omen for Collins?Does Hollywood know something?😂
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How comrade Slotkin became an insurrectionist.
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Growing up in rural redneck Georgia in the 70s, I carried Sam Wilson on my school lunchbox every day. Love the Falcon! Doing Falcon stuff! But Sam is not Captain America. Trying to make that happen was just weird
The only reason people hate Sam Wilson as the new Captain America is that he’s black and nothing else
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This app is just all the class clowns watching the news together
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“If you don’t like these books, you don’t like me. It’s as simple as that” I accept your terms. We are enemies now, you and I
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Replying to @cmpopper
Jimmy could play anything. Whatchu talking about?!
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You hate to see this Walmart behavior at the Trader Joe's, smh
What causes this level of derangement? 😳
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Dude, she’d return with a migrant army under her spell and make Europe ten times worse.
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This thing was living on borrowed time, let's be real here
🇩🇪 Adolf Hitler’s 'Eagle’s Nest' retreat in Bavaria, Germany, has been set on fire. German police have arrested a suspect as authorities investigate possible arson. Follow: @europa
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Replying to @ingelramdecoucy
The fall of social democracy in 10 easy Steps: 1) Children are expensive, promote fewer 2) Birth rate incapable of maintaining tax base 3) Run out of money to pay social programs 4) Increase taxes to support Social programs 5) Strangle you economic growth with taxes 6) Open immigration to grow the tax base. 7) Few from successful, free economies want to move to your high tax, low opportunity country. 8) Settle for Third World immigrants 9) Put those immigrants on welfare. 10) Those immigrants have lots of kids... that all collect welfare.
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People bash President Trump as if we had President Perfect waiting around and we all overlooked him. People seem to have forgotten that literally only one living American could have stopped Hillary in 2016. People forget where we’d be if she’d won. If Kamala had won. Guys—Trump is the best president of our lifetime and it’s actually not close, so start remembering and show some gratitude. Do you realize what would be happening if he’d decided to surrender??
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Everybody knows this is Toad in the hole
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Instead of posting new signs, they're just gonna make fat gay dudes walk around the neighborhood with these shirts on
New 30 km/h area speed limit signs will be posted at neighbourhood entry and exit points. Once you enter a signed area, the 30 km/h speed limit applies throughout the local road network until you leave that area. Slower speeds help reduce the risk of serious collisions and make neighbourhood streets safer. Learn more about the change: toronto.ca/LocalSpeed
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Replying to @cmpopper
🤖 Made with AI
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Reverse that: How about a woman you'd happily abandon in a third world war zone and migrate alone to Europe to get away from
a woman you’d go to war for
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FBI took her phone lol
Replying to @IlhanMN
We love this 💕
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OK riddle me this. There's a new Nigerian restaurant that just popped up here on DoorDash, they have exactly TWO menu items... ...and one of them is plain rice. For 25 bucks.
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