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29 | Corporate Girly | Dog Mom | IG: Coldbrewporter

Denver, CO
Joined May 2023
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having a baby knowing you broke as shit & have nothing going for yourself or no support system
What’s a sign of very low intelligence?
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I’m not sad I’m just eating cold pasta with my hands
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You know I’m having a menty b if I’m looking at flights to Ohio
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I am going all in on my Halloween party and I’m soooo excciittteddd
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Couples costume idea
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The amount of people who haven’t seen The Fifth Element is concerning
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The real size of Animals ~ A Thread🧵 1. Just in case people are getting confused, here is a husky next to a wolf.
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Coworker crying on the phone apologizing to his wife for hitting her
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if you see me trusting a man again, hit me with a car
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ur with a manipulator if this is somehow the outcome
overthinkers when they accidentally start a huge argument but all they wanted was reassurance and emotional support
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We aren’t doing this in 2024. You have a crush and that’s it. No pathologizing. No diagnosis. Free yourself from the confines of pop psychology and enjoy your fleeting experience on earth
you don’t have a crush. you have attachment issues and someone is giving you attention
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Tattoo my name on your balls so I know it’s real
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i really dated a whole bum and nobody slapped tf out of me. y’all fake for that
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Can’t believe this 1990’s Marlboro lamp is a real thing
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you’re either boiling hot dogs with me or boiling hot dogs against me
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