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29 | Corporate Girly | Dog Mom | IG: Coldbrewporter

Denver, CO
Joined May 2023
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having a baby knowing you broke as shit & have nothing going for yourself or no support system
What’s a sign of very low intelligence?
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Couples costume idea
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The real size of Animals ~ A Thread🧵 1. Just in case people are getting confused, here is a husky next to a wolf.
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Coworker crying on the phone apologizing to his wife for hitting her
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if you see me trusting a man again, hit me with a car
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ur with a manipulator if this is somehow the outcome
overthinkers when they accidentally start a huge argument but all they wanted was reassurance and emotional support
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We aren’t doing this in 2024. You have a crush and that’s it. No pathologizing. No diagnosis. Free yourself from the confines of pop psychology and enjoy your fleeting experience on earth
you don’t have a crush. you have attachment issues and someone is giving you attention
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i really dated a whole bum and nobody slapped tf out of me. y’all fake for that
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Can’t believe this 1990’s Marlboro lamp is a real thing
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My biggest problem with Kamala Harris is that she’s a step mom. What happens if another country attacks us and she’s stuck in a dryer??????
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having a romantic partner should make your life easier and not just because of what they do for you (their domestic labor and/or an additional income) but because their *presence* makes you feel safer and supported.
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This era is called reciprocation. I can’t give you what you’re not giving me.
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I graduated college at 22. Married at 23. Master’s degree at 24. 1st child born at 25. Started law school at 26. 2nd child born at 28. Graduated law school at 29, 3rd child born at 30. 4th child born at 35. “Young lady,” don’t listen to this man. There’s nothing we can’t do.
Young lady, don’t waste your most fertile years in pursuing a Masters Degree, find you a husband & get married instead. You’ll thank me later.
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Not to be that guy but do you see the absolute shock and horror people are in that ONE human died and how he was taken so young at 31, put into perspective the 30,000+ people of Gaza alone mostly way younger than Liam Payne and how it's been going on for more than a year straight
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i think in life you will love and mourn a lot of complicated people
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"As a woman, I am empathetic towards my mother, but as a daughter, I am angry"
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Help! I (36F) blocked my ex (53M) on twitter but then he spent $44 billion and renamed the entire website after himself so he could see my tweets again
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HOLY SHIT. Harris on Breakfast Club just said there should be a database for cops so they cant do bad things and get away with it by being passed around to other districts or departments to hide it. I have NEVER heard a politician say that so clearly.
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the european mind yearns to comprehend
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