@colefitzpatrick

Mariners fan, data junkie.

 Amherst, MA
Joined September 2009
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Hey look, I’m in the blue 😩
eweather
@Eweather13Mar 22
The blue is getting squeezed more and more as we head into April.
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UMass Amherst@UMassAmherstMar 16
As airports around the country are facing a critical shortage of air traffic controllers, a team at the UMass Transportation Center is working to ease the crisis by inspiring the next generation. nenc.news/gbh/2026-03-16/how…
UMass research assistant and engineering professor Cole Fitzpatrick demonstrates an air traffic control simulator at the university's transportation center in Chicopee.

ALT UMass research assistant and engineering professor Cole Fitzpatrick demonstrates an air traffic control simulator at the university's transportation center in Chicopee.

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Prompt Claude Pet cat Rinse, repeat
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As @MikeKnodler likes to say. A month of work boils down to one number. Great progress in the state!
UMass Amherst@UMassAmherstFeb 11
Seatbelt use is going up and fatal crashes are going down. That's according to @UMTC_Amherst data, as reported by Western Mass News. youtube.com/watch?v=X5Ji9Hl7…

Studies show steady increase in seatbelt usage, less fatal crashes

According to the UMass Amherst Transportation Center, there has bee...

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Michael S. Kim
@Mike_kim71424 Dec 2025
Final holiday giveaway! Tickets to ANY Pgatour event. Players, WM Phx open, Pebble, you name it, I’ll get you 4 tickets to the event. You can even caddie for me in the pro am IF you want. Comment which event you might want to go to (not final), repost, like to enter.
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Being asked by coworkers and family if I’m “O.K.” today…
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RIP golf season
Eric Fisher
@ericfisher15 Oct 2025
Tomorrow brings the final 6pm sunset until March In two weeks it's dark at 430p Enjoy!
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I feel attacked.
Ron Iver@ronnui_1 Aug 2025
Friend: Do you want soda? Me: No I don't drink soda, it's kinda unhealthy. Friend: Do you want rum and coke? Me: That's literally the same thing but with a neurotoxin. But yeah actually.
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. @kevinlove struck me out when I was 12.
MLB
@MLB24 Jul 2025
Share a piece of baseball lore about yourself!
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GOAT Christmas movie.
Robbie Fox
@RobbieBarstool25 Dec 2024
Home Alone is so insanely worthy of every piece of praise it’s ever received. Actual perfect movie. As good as it gets.
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MovieQuoteGuy69
@dorsalrub25 Dec 2024
POV: My dad tomorrow morning manning the extra large trash bag
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Breezy Golf@BreezyGlf21 Dec 2024
Showing up to the company Christmas party at TopGolf as a 13.5 handicap
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Young enough to have just missed Iron Mike’s prime. Old enough to not make it to the main event.
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Dan Wilson
altheboss
@AlTheBoss0310 Oct 2024
Without saying your age, who was the catcher on your favorite team when you started watching baseball?
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Kevin Roth
@KevinRothWx1 Oct 2024
🏀 Hot take: the youngin’s way of playing 1 on 1 these days where you check it up after a missed shot is lame as hell. Bring back rebounds.
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On this day in 2008 the Beavers upset #1 ranked undefeated USC #GoBeavs
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Tike Narry@eddiesofficials8 Sep 2024
I have a new proposal for MLB: if you don't show up to your seats by the end of the third inning, your tickets are no longer valid for that seat. You're admitted to the park, but your seat is no longer reserved.
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Basketball was invented in Massachusetts. The basketball Hall of Fame is in Massachusetts. The Celtics have the most NBA titles. Ok…
Governor Ned Lamont
@GovNedLamont4 Sep 2024
Welcome to Connecticut! We've updated the signs that greet visitors as they enter our state. 🏀Basketball signs on I-91, I-84, and I-395 from MA 🍕Pizza signs on I-95 and I-84 from NY 🌊Submarine signs on I-95 from RI 👩‍🍳Foodie signs on US Route 6 from RI
Highway sign that says, "Welcome to Connecticut, Home of the Basketball Capital of the World."

ALT Highway sign that says, "Welcome to Connecticut, Home of the Basketball Capital of the World."

Highway sign that says, "Welcome to Connecticut, Home of the Pizza Capital of the United States."

ALT Highway sign that says, "Welcome to Connecticut, Home of the Pizza Capital of the United States."

Highway sign that says, "Welcome to Connecticut, Home of the Submarine Capital of the World."

ALT Highway sign that says, "Welcome to Connecticut, Home of the Submarine Capital of the World."

Highway sign that says, "Welcome to Connecticut, Home of the Foodie Capital of New England."

ALT Highway sign that says, "Welcome to Connecticut, Home of the Foodie Capital of New England."

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memes.xlsx
@ExcelHumor31 Aug 2024
if you know vlookup, you are in the top 1% of excel users
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